[Action] The most passive-aggressive bullcrap ever.

May 07, 2011 23:10

[Guess what Samus, it's Mother's Day. Like always, Jeff has a thoughtful gift prepared. He put extra thought into this year's present:

NOTHING. Because he's just working so hard on catching up on all that homework you and Falcon gave him. Whoops.

...Okay, so in the end he rushed out and bought a generic card before the shops closed and slipped ( Read more... )

worst son, [action]

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icequeen_aran May 8 2011, 05:55:27 UTC
Dude, Mother's Day is tomorrow.

[Samus would have liked to forget what day it is today, had it not it been for commercialistic reminders everywhere... and non-commercialistic ones like a mysterious card she accidentally stepped on as she entered her office. Oh. What is this.]

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[Oh. A generic Mother's Day card with nothing in it from Jeff. She would have preferred a nothing-nothing rather than this because obviously this means Jeff is now mocking her. Obviously this can't mean anything else because Falcon being mad at him must mean whatever neutral conversation she thought she had with Jeff would also equate to being mad. What a passive aggressive little shit. Samus does not have time for MOCKERY and EMOTIONS BEING TOYED WITH. You have done it TOO MUCH Jeffery Galileo Andonuts.

Card, meet garbage can. Go work on your homework, Jeff.]

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frecklexplosion May 8 2011, 09:08:55 UTC
I POSTED SLIGHTLY EARLY FOR REGULAR PEOPLE TO WAKE UP TO ON TIME

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icequeen_aran May 8 2011, 14:12:48 UTC
What is this regular people you speak of.

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