5th Observation [audio // English]

Sep 27, 2009 19:22

Remy, Wall, the vanilla pods are ready.

[Fred's voice takes on a musing quality.A chemical called piperonal is a minor component of vanilla extract. It's fragrant on its own, is used as a perfume base and flavoring, and in the majority of humans, has a calming effect when its vapors are inhaled ( Read more... )

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blindimmortal September 27 2009, 23:52:38 UTC
..Vanilla?

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fred_cassidy September 28 2009, 00:05:35 UTC
A spice. Laborious to produce, because of the plant's finicky growing requirements, and thus second only to saffron in price.

Of course, you can make vanillin in the lab, now. Technology destroys romance.

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blindimmortal September 28 2009, 00:53:49 UTC
Hmm. Interesting.

[You should tell her about chocolate next. She doesn't know what that is, either]

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fred_cassidy September 28 2009, 01:01:29 UTC
[Fred doesn't automatically associate vanilla with chocolate. He's more likely to talk about orchids. Or the Spice Road. Or bees.]

I'm told real vanilla has a certain something the synthetic stuff lacks, but they say that about overpriced speaker cables, too.

[It might also have something to do with Fred destroying his tongue and respiratory tract with a pack a day.]

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wallrocket September 27 2009, 23:52:47 UTC
[His voice quivers with excitement!]

I am on my way there!

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fred_cassidy September 28 2009, 00:07:40 UTC
[When Wall arrives, Fred is reclining on the roof of Meth's treehouse, twirling a vanilla bean by the stem.]

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wallrocket September 28 2009, 21:05:45 UTC
[Wall RACES up the tree-trunk, past the treehouse and Fred. The best ones are always at the top, in his opinion. Wall quickly plucks several pods, then climbs down to join Fred on the roof of the treehouse. Wall sits himself down, peels open one of the pods, and chops down on a bean. Oh, it is so very delicious. So delicious.]

They... they are fantastic, Fred.

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fred_cassidy September 28 2009, 21:14:26 UTC
The credit goes to whoever pollinated the flowers eight or nine months ago. I just found them.

[Fred watches Wall eat with amusment. The bushbaby is extremely cute.]

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ttlynotawizard September 28 2009, 00:43:51 UTC
Ah great! I'll have to go get some!

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fred_cassidy September 28 2009, 00:52:38 UTC
I could get a handful for you, if you'd rather?

[Since he's gonna be up the tree anyway...]

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ttlynotawizard September 28 2009, 00:58:29 UTC
That'd be great! I have to go tend at Herz's party.

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fred_cassidy September 28 2009, 01:01:58 UTC
No problem, I'll drop 'em off with you there.

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rocknrollfries September 28 2009, 00:56:05 UTC
Heh, thought you said that shit was hard to get.

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fred_cassidy September 28 2009, 01:03:16 UTC
[Wait. Pickles is an idiot. He couldn't possibly...]

I haven't found any chemistry supply warehouses around, I'm afraid. Or even sassafras trees.

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rocknrollfries September 28 2009, 01:11:01 UTC
What, you mean the Jamaicans don't got none around? I don't think yer looking hard enough, dood.

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fred_cassidy September 28 2009, 01:22:58 UTC
[Apparently Pickles is an idiot savant, at least as far as illegal drugs go. Fred can't really claim to be surprised.]

I don't think the...Jamaicans will be much of a help.

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ttlyisabard September 28 2009, 05:08:10 UTC
You have VANILLA!?

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fred_cassidy September 28 2009, 05:45:06 UTC
[Pause. He'd thought that was clear from context.]

Yes.

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ttlyisabard September 28 2009, 05:47:05 UTC
I haven't had vanilla in years!

[She sounded like a kid in a candy store.]

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fred_cassidy September 28 2009, 05:57:21 UTC
You're welcome to some, if you'd like.

[Fred is not particularly attached to the flavor.]

The restaurants almost certainly have vanilla ice cream, too.

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