Chris --

[adjective]:

Like in nature to a kangaroo

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What a fucking waste of thirty seconds.

Today we had Chinese takeout for dinner. I had two fortune cookies ( Read more... )

It annoys me when people use the word "chill" as an adjective. Not "chilled", but "chill".

YO MEH, I'M A PRETTY CHILL GUY. I'M SO ICEY. CHECK OUT MAH GRILL. YEH.

So I bought Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band today. Not bad.

What's with all the fucking Democrats, anyway? If you're part of "Generation Y" or whatever the fuck people call my pathetic excuse for a generation of people, is it a requirement that you have to be some big Lefty? A guy I used to work with said one time "If you're under thirty and a Republican, you have no heart. If you're over thirty and a ( Read more... )

Whenever I see someone who says something like "Only Jesus will judge me" I immediately hate them.

Today I was called into the Zone Manager's office. I had two managers discuss my "attitude problem" and how I'm "disrespectful". Their examples where that I tell customers that windows get damaged in Receiving, (they do, often) which is, according to them being disrespectful to management and the store as a whole. Also, one manager was upset ( Read more... )

I really pisses me the fuck off when I'm looking around for new people to meet on Okcupid and I come across a profile of someone who looks interesting... (hot) then I read her info and she says shit like "Chances are if you say hello to me I'm going to fucking hate you because I'm antisocial ( Read more... )

Also, a message to Livejournal:

I am not going to change my fucking password.

I'm stealing this journal. Going to use it from now on for my random thoughts.

Here's something that pisses me the fuck off: people who compare the United States government to "Big Brother".

My message to everyone who has ever done that: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? Have you ever actually read the book 1984? Or have you just seen the ( Read more... )