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[fredcore]

Today, I posed for my senior portrait at Emerson while holding an open book by Dostoevsky and smirking devishly at the camera. The picture was ABSOLUTELY priceless. Just wait 'till it surfaces on some stupid retrospective on VH1 when I'm famous

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[swing_canary]

I'm going to Porto, Portugal in May. That's where port wine, like, got its name. You bet.