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freddobum

Tidy room...

May 04, 2004 14:20

... for the Five-o. Tidying Jamie's room. Some hefty Master System powering up last night ( Read more... )

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Friends of the West-end lanes anonymous May 4 2004, 12:07:43 UTC

I hope all members of 'The friends of the West-end lanes' will send me updates on the lanes all around Scotland. Michael, dear boy, I better be kept in the loop of the lane situation in our fair capital Ebumburgh. I expect info from Roori on the ins and outs of Abumerdeen lanes, and Gay Ab better send me photos of Bumdee back allys (or i'll slap his jewish baws back to Spic-land). I, of course, will send regular updates and photos of Glasbum's to you all. ahh, such lanes as 'The jackpot lane', 'The Freddo lane' and 'roori's shite lane'. Also to be found in my newsletters will be new lanes which I have found and interesting statistics, such as how long it took before i was bummed, etc. Yours faithfully, Fellow member of 'The friends of the West-end lanes' (secret handshake)...(secrect bumshake), Steven

Re: Friends of the West-end lanes freddobum May 4 2004, 14:22:12 UTC

Ah, yes, what a crew... those "West-end back alley fun boyz" ... em... I mean... "Friends of the west-end lanes" of course...

But of course the East Coast crew will keep in touch. I am gonna traipse all of Edinburgh's lanes, sampling, looking for all the finer points of a good lane - furniture, atmosphere, views, proportion of junkie needles to used condoms, percentage chance of getting aids (the higher the better) and pishability (any good places to pish)...

Ah, the banter.

Re: Friends of the West-end lanes goatiegirlie May 5 2004, 03:52:08 UTC

you're not taking that bum down any lanes, it belongs to me. that's right marj mike's bum is mine to comment on not yours! :P

xxx ruthie

Re: Friends of the West-end lanes anonymous May 6 2004, 14:47:10 UTC

my lane's quality ya cockmaster!
rico

Thread 5

Edinbum anonymous May 4 2004, 14:48:24 UTC

Don't thinks me comprehends exactly how much things are gonna change in a matter of weeks till I sees it in black and white. It's a bit scary.

Please bring your fair bum back here sometimes!

Marj (commented too much in this already, please tell young ruth I am NOT stalking you:P) x

Re: Edinbum freddobum May 6 2004, 14:50:14 UTC

My bohday may be in Edinburgh but my bum will always be in Glasgow...