Old Yin's incredible night out!
Hello to you.
Was at Cooper's the other night, with Steven, watching the Arse vs. Barse game on TV. We were in for an almighty shock afterwards when, amongst our many misguided adventures, we chanced upon an enigmatic pensioner and his red-light-flashing scooter. He really was the grandaddy, schooling everyone along Queen Margaret Drive.
It started innocently enough, Old Yin delighting us with a surprise visit!
However, things started getting a little sinister when Old Yin began accusing us of stealing his Werther's Original
We politely asked if he would extinguish his pipe, to no avail
Old Yin then got serious, and set off to work
Look at those muscles! Go, Old Yin, go!
It really is hard to believe he's approaching 90
Such joie de vivre! Such youthful exuberance! He is a lesson to us all!
Old Yin told us his favourite rapper is 50 pence
Old Yin got a knock-back from the chippy. It seemed they had a strict no-old yin policy in effect!
Old Yin has a revelation! What admirable sagacity!
Old Yin cunningly disguises his advanced years with some "Street Gear"
However, the crumbly old git had no money for a bag of chips, and had to check if his giro had come in yet! Bless!
Old Yin unwisely fired up the crack pipe for a "hit"
He was soon "fleeing" out his nut
But this didn't stop him from appreciating nature!
He stopped to reflect, and started telling us how everything was better in the old days
Old Yin decided he'd had enough fun for one night, and set off home for a cup of tea and a fruit bun
Old Yin, safely back at home, lay down for a quiet night's sleep after all the excitement of the day.
See you tomorrow Old Yin (if you don't croak it in your sleep, that is!)
Seize the day!
Was at Cooper's the other night, with Steven, watching the Arse vs. Barse game on TV. We were in for an almighty shock afterwards when, amongst our many misguided adventures, we chanced upon an enigmatic pensioner and his red-light-flashing scooter. He really was the grandaddy, schooling everyone along Queen Margaret Drive.
It started innocently enough, Old Yin delighting us with a surprise visit!
However, things started getting a little sinister when Old Yin began accusing us of stealing his Werther's Original
We politely asked if he would extinguish his pipe, to no avail
Old Yin then got serious, and set off to work
Look at those muscles! Go, Old Yin, go!
It really is hard to believe he's approaching 90
Such joie de vivre! Such youthful exuberance! He is a lesson to us all!
Old Yin told us his favourite rapper is 50 pence
Old Yin got a knock-back from the chippy. It seemed they had a strict no-old yin policy in effect!
Old Yin has a revelation! What admirable sagacity!
Old Yin cunningly disguises his advanced years with some "Street Gear"
However, the crumbly old git had no money for a bag of chips, and had to check if his giro had come in yet! Bless!
Old Yin unwisely fired up the crack pipe for a "hit"
He was soon "fleeing" out his nut
But this didn't stop him from appreciating nature!
He stopped to reflect, and started telling us how everything was better in the old days
Old Yin decided he'd had enough fun for one night, and set off home for a cup of tea and a fruit bun
Old Yin, safely back at home, lay down for a quiet night's sleep after all the excitement of the day.
See you tomorrow Old Yin (if you don't croak it in your sleep, that is!)
Seize the day!