Had a great weekend, was quali-tay to see Rico and Mandy. Optimo was, as always, phenomenal - but they had some DJ from London insted of old Twitch and Wilkes. T'was quite good though, we got a bit of punk rock at the start of the night; nice for some variation, then the electrofunk kicked in and we was Dr. Funkenstein'ed. Met a few legends as you ( Read more... )

Ahem...

"The Helicopter"

Ingredients:
One large crusty roll
One fried lorne sausage
One grilled beef burger
Two fried rashers of bacon
One fried egg
A handful of thin fried chips
A handful of grated cheese

Preparation:
Put all the ingredients in the roll

You knows it.

( Ha ha I'm the cool one )

The Beanscene website is an absolute shanner. I was applying foe a job on it, and it keeps fucking up. So irritating. I need to get a job cos my funds are rapidly depreciating. That new crepe place at the top of Byres Road would probably offer me employment due to my "Frenchness" or what-have-you. Dunno when it opens though ( Read more... )

Aye, still here in Edinburgh... have to see this cunt called Rutherford on Tuesday to pour out the remains of my broken heart about how terribly awfully terrible university has been ( Read more... )

Aye, well, apparently Freddo is in for it... according to Mandy in my previous entry. So that pretty much explains it all, no ( Read more... )

... And a Happy New Year from The Lads ( Read more... )

Big green claymation thing with retarded voice: "I just want to see your titties ( Read more... )

Optimo last night, was great ( Read more... )

Why Glasgow is better than Edinburgh:- it's bigger ( Read more... )

"Your University Card is valid up to the expiry date shown on the card and can be used for ( Read more... )