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[fredegarbolger]

The Piccalocreature has my hat. Fucker. Look, I'm posting, now GIVE IT BACK.

*picks up suspiciously heavy envelope.*

*opens*

...what the fuck?

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[retiemas]

Um. Hi. Some kind person decided to save me from Melkor and for some strange reason, decided to mail me to you.

I don't suppose that you know of any maia or valar that can fix this do you? ::waves around handless arms and footless legs to demonstrate::

[fredegarbolger]

Uh, hi.
....Oh. Well... I guess that is sort of interesting. At least enough for me to weasel my way off the mun's Shelf.

I don't, sorry. Maybe if I suggest fixing it with a fruit tree like I did that time I shot off one of the abortion's legs a vala will show up out of nowhere and do so. You wouldn't mind small shrubs in place of your appendages or summat, would ya?

Do I get to like... keep you until that problem's taken care of?

[retiemas]

My mun might object if plants end up becoming my bodyparts.

Erm. I'm not sure. It depends on if/when any Brandybucks show up to drag me to Brandy Hall, I think.

[piccalo]

uuh. i ....think i lost it.

[fredegarbolger]

I am so gunna kill you. Or maybe get that handlessfootlessthing to do it for me.

[piccalo]

well, look at it this way fatness, mind if i call you fatness?, if you kill me, or kill me by proxy, you'll never get it back.

*goes to get a manicure*

[fredegarbolger]

Actually I do mind. I hate you. Fuck you and your damn logic.

I hope they cut your cuticles too low. Bitch.