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Where the fuck is my hat, I've got places to go.
Whoever,
Going away for indefinite amount of time. There is something in my basement, however, that will need minimal attention from time to time. Our dislike is mutual, but do this for me and I'll stop tormenting the grubby little blonde one. Said 'something' answers to Spork and is not to be let out at any time, no matter what 'connections' it may claim to have 'on the Outside.' If it acts up feel free to kick and/or ignore it.
-Your ever-complaining neighbor..
Whoever,
Going away for indefinite amount of time. There is something in my basement, however, that will need minimal attention from time to time. Our dislike is mutual, but do this for me and I'll stop tormenting the grubby little blonde one. Said 'something' answers to Spork and is not to be let out at any time, no matter what 'connections' it may claim to have 'on the Outside.' If it acts up feel free to kick and/or ignore it.
-Your ever-complaining neighbor..