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Jan 26, 2003 15:19

During the relative quietness and obscurity I've fallen into over the past few months I have had an epiphany.

I am madly in love with Will Whitfoot.

This might seem sort of sudden, but my mun is a fuckhead I assure you, it is not.

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willwhitfoot January 26 2003, 14:12:51 UTC
*chokes on a cinnamon crumb cake*

Err...hm. Back in my day, why..... Me, lad?

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aw, a star. fredegarbolger January 26 2003, 16:20:23 UTC
there's just something about that whole old fat guy who let a young unwashed undereducated inbred fat little fucker usurp his position at mayor that uh. gets me going. or something.

..cookies? *offers*

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willwhitfoot January 26 2003, 19:14:25 UTC
I like the way you think, lad. ...I think. Aye, you see...in my day, a Mayor was rightfully ELECTED to his position. Nowadays it seems, that fat Samwise and that pretty little lass, Miss Frodo, why, they...*belches* 'Scuse me.

..cookies, you say?

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fredegarbolger January 26 2003, 19:30:54 UTC
Mhm. And a finer day that was, before those bastards went tramping all over Arda and left me behind to rot in the gutter and then came home to brag and bitch about how hard it was and that stupid fat bastard started making laws against me touching his precious mr frodo because frodo's just an unabashed whore who cant keep his leg cl-... uh..

Yes, cookies. I made them myself. :)

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