there's just something about that whole old fat guy who let a young unwashed undereducated inbred fat little fucker usurp his position at mayor that uh. gets me going. or something.
I like the way you think, lad. ...I think. Aye, you see...in my day, a Mayor was rightfully ELECTED to his position. Nowadays it seems, that fat Samwise and that pretty little lass, Miss Frodo, why, they...*belches* 'Scuse me.
Mhm. And a finer day that was, before those bastards went tramping all over Arda and left me behind to rot in the gutter and then came home to brag and bitch about how hard it was and that stupid fat bastard started making laws against me touching his precious mr frodo because frodo's just an unabashed whore who cant keep his leg cl-... uh..
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Err...hm. Back in my day, why..... Me, lad?
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..cookies? *offers*
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..cookies, you say?
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Yes, cookies. I made them myself. :)
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