Procrastinating
Rules:Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box and then write the FIRST definition it gives you!
1.What is your name? Jessica = a wonderful name that means "gracious gift from God"
2. Your age? 32 = A wanksta flip guy that gets 32% in school
3. One of your friends? Emily = slang term for a highly attractive and sexually intriguing individual.
4. What should you be doing? finishing my poster/power point = A heinous, but useful microsoft tool for putting together presentations of slides/viewgraphs. This little piece of sh -- I mean, software comes with MS Office and it features creepy templates and clipart, your helpful friend Clippit and strategic incompatibilities with previous versions of itself. It masquerades as a graphics program, but cannot touch Adobe in any way shape or form, so it is instead as annoyingly incompatible with Adobe as possible. Also, it will HOG all your SWAP SPACE. Bastard.
5. Favorite color? Blue = The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.
6. Hometown? Connecticut = According to U.S. News and World Report 2003 - Connecticut is THE RICHEST STATE in the nation and always has been by per capita new worth, average income, and cost of living. It's amazing how uneducated someone is to say New Jersey (which most everyone would agree is the nation's asshole) would be richer. Have fun peasant, New Jersey is 6th. Get castrated before you reproduce and your uneducated middle-low class spawn infect any more of the planet.
7. Month of your birthday? January = Nantional Hangover Month. Because of the recent holidays and massive partying the general population spends the month hungover
8. Last person you talked to? rob = AKA; Robert, Robby, Robbie, Bob, Bobbie, Bobby, Bobo, Robin, Bert, Dobby, Roberta, Bertha. Since Rob can be called by many different names it is hard to be able to know what the person is like. More or less, he/she will search for his/her own source of originailty. It is important to this person for others not to confuse him/ger with somebody else (ie: That's our Robin! No one else like him!) Usually, someone with the name is excellent at dealing with large amounts of stress and can be an excellent friend when times are tough for others. Most of the time, those with names such as Rob, Robby/Robbie, and Bobby/Bobbie are more artisitic with a sense of humour while those names Robert, Bert, and Bob show a more intellictual side and become more serious. Each one is all around a great person, they can be stubborn at times but they are very forgiving.
9. What did you eat last? twix = Two black people in the same sleeping bag.
10. Your nickname? jess = A Jess is a person who is generous, talented and kindly. The name itself means "wealthy", and this is true, as a jess will always be rich in spirit and personality. Also used by some kids to mean "awesome". The term should not be confused with the Spanish jess (pronounced hess) which means a woman with low moral standards.
OR jessie = A wonderful person who brings sunshine into people's lives. Being a Jessie is a beautiful thing and a rare quality.
OR fred = Fred n. 1) a person who spends a lot of money on his bike and clothing, but still can't ride, Poser. 2) A person who has a mishmash of old gear, doesn't care at all about technology or fashion, didn't race or follow racing, etc. Often identified by chain ring marks on white calf socks. Myth has it that "Fred" was actually a well-known grumpy old touring rider. Some Freds are actually powerful riders that just don't care what others think.
1.What is your name? Jessica = a wonderful name that means "gracious gift from God"
2. Your age? 32 = A wanksta flip guy that gets 32% in school
3. One of your friends? Emily = slang term for a highly attractive and sexually intriguing individual.
4. What should you be doing? finishing my poster/power point = A heinous, but useful microsoft tool for putting together presentations of slides/viewgraphs. This little piece of sh -- I mean, software comes with MS Office and it features creepy templates and clipart, your helpful friend Clippit and strategic incompatibilities with previous versions of itself. It masquerades as a graphics program, but cannot touch Adobe in any way shape or form, so it is instead as annoyingly incompatible with Adobe as possible. Also, it will HOG all your SWAP SPACE. Bastard.
5. Favorite color? Blue = The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.
6. Hometown? Connecticut = According to U.S. News and World Report 2003 - Connecticut is THE RICHEST STATE in the nation and always has been by per capita new worth, average income, and cost of living. It's amazing how uneducated someone is to say New Jersey (which most everyone would agree is the nation's asshole) would be richer. Have fun peasant, New Jersey is 6th. Get castrated before you reproduce and your uneducated middle-low class spawn infect any more of the planet.
7. Month of your birthday? January = Nantional Hangover Month. Because of the recent holidays and massive partying the general population spends the month hungover
8. Last person you talked to? rob = AKA; Robert, Robby, Robbie, Bob, Bobbie, Bobby, Bobo, Robin, Bert, Dobby, Roberta, Bertha. Since Rob can be called by many different names it is hard to be able to know what the person is like. More or less, he/she will search for his/her own source of originailty. It is important to this person for others not to confuse him/ger with somebody else (ie: That's our Robin! No one else like him!) Usually, someone with the name is excellent at dealing with large amounts of stress and can be an excellent friend when times are tough for others. Most of the time, those with names such as Rob, Robby/Robbie, and Bobby/Bobbie are more artisitic with a sense of humour while those names Robert, Bert, and Bob show a more intellictual side and become more serious. Each one is all around a great person, they can be stubborn at times but they are very forgiving.
9. What did you eat last? twix = Two black people in the same sleeping bag.
10. Your nickname? jess = A Jess is a person who is generous, talented and kindly. The name itself means "wealthy", and this is true, as a jess will always be rich in spirit and personality. Also used by some kids to mean "awesome". The term should not be confused with the Spanish jess (pronounced hess) which means a woman with low moral standards.
OR jessie = A wonderful person who brings sunshine into people's lives. Being a Jessie is a beautiful thing and a rare quality.
OR fred = Fred n. 1) a person who spends a lot of money on his bike and clothing, but still can't ride, Poser. 2) A person who has a mishmash of old gear, doesn't care at all about technology or fashion, didn't race or follow racing, etc. Often identified by chain ring marks on white calf socks. Myth has it that "Fred" was actually a well-known grumpy old touring rider. Some Freds are actually powerful riders that just don't care what others think.