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Mar 30, 2006 16:16

every day around 3 pm i crave a chocolate bar and as such have been indulging my cravings rather religiously. i wonder if i'm getting fat and i dont even know it? rounder face, rounder belly, but no stark contrast when you wake up every morning. just a gradual, delicate sea change into that fat chick down the hall that wears a turtleneck every ( Read more... )

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kidfortoday March 31 2006, 00:37:20 UTC
prostate examinations

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mrsalads March 31 2006, 08:27:01 UTC
both personal and professional

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fredmcgriff April 3 2006, 12:47:05 UTC
what about electronic ones

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hatchelt April 3 2006, 15:00:43 UTC
so my girl read this post and thought of me, as i'm always saying, doing, going on about this kinda jazz...she said you put it better tho, so stay the hell away from her damn it! i don't need your better english fucking my relationship up!
ahaha, but really, i know what you're saying and my advise would be to join a gym. it's a bitch at first, but it gives you something to focus on and kinda takes the sting out of your declining music ambitions.
and it's good to see you posting again you swine.

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fredmcgriff April 3 2006, 15:40:07 UTC
ah man yeah i totally want to join a gym. the last time i joined a gym i got in the best shape of my life because i was paying for it and i cant stand pissing money away.

thing is, after 6 months of employment i get benefits here like a gym membership, so i'm waiting on that. . should be a few months. in the meantime though i'm sitting on my ass :(

oink

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hatchelt April 3 2006, 15:43:10 UTC
that might work...if you get super fat wont it all turn into toned bulk like omgwhatz0r?!

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fredmcgriff April 3 2006, 15:55:12 UTC
yeah the super fat gets turned into 90% toned bulk and 10% big bulging neck veins

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