Money and Alcohol the life of a west side playa

[fredofhollywood]

Whats up guys? What thrills me? Free basing rock, and then photographing spreads for Hustler© Barely Legal. I still work at Big Dogs, and I still feel like taking it to the max. Not at work though. Work is dirty. Retail is dirty. Trying to get something for nothing is just retarted. I had the most awesome weekend. I dont have to talk about it

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[apinkpunkrocker]

i think your name is visa cuz youre everywhere i wanna be...

if you were a booger, id pick you first

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous

You might not be the best looking guy here, but beauty is only a light switch away

Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya

There must be a keg in your pants, cuz I want to tap that ass

If I pet you, would you follow me home?

I love the way you move...like butter on a bald monkey

Come on baby, sex is like pizza: Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good

Sex is a killer...want to die happy?

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[fredofhollywood]

nothing like being sexually harassed on live journal. my wrist hurts from thinking about you so much ;). Keep it real.

i am going to rape you abe...

[apinkpunkrocker]

It's not the size of the boat. It's the motion of the ocean.

Excuse me, but does my tongue taste funny to you?

Would you like to make a trade? A piece of you for a piece of me?

I'm not feeling myself tonight, can I feel you?

I'm a Snickers.....why wait?

A you a farmer? No, 'cuz you sure know how to raise a cock.

Hump is the subject today, would it be a noun or a verb when you put it on me?

Hey baby, I got the F, the C and the K. All I need now it U!

That shirt is very becoming on you. But then if I was on you, I'd be coming too.

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?