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Dear Fred,
You are really _____. You should _____. We need to go _____. After that we can _____. Remember that time we _____? That was real _____. Maybe tomorrow we can _____. You are my _____. i _____ you!
Signed your _____,
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P.S. _____.
You are really _____. You should _____. We need to go _____. After that we can _____. Remember that time we _____? That was real _____. Maybe tomorrow we can _____. You are my _____. i _____ you!
Signed your _____,
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P.S. _____.
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You are really NOCTERNAL. You should SLEEP AT NIGHT. We need to go GET MARRIED. After that we can HAVE 10 KIDS. Remember that time we STOLE A CAR, RAPED SOME HOOKERS, AND RAN AWAY TO HUNGARY? That was real HOT. Maybe tomorrow we can GET TATTOOS. You are my FAV PERSON WHO HAS THEIR BDAY A DAY B4 MINE. i STALK you!
Signed your FAVORITE GIRL TO TALK TO AT 4 AM,
KT
P.S. THANKS FOR BEING SO COOL.
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sorry, i believe that position has already been filled.
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Signed your mate,
Sexmaster2000
P.S. Have a great day.
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You are really cute. You should take off your clothes. We need to go make-out. After that we can make love. Remember that time we held hands? That was real romantic. Maybe tomorrow we can play tonsil hockey. You are my snuggle bunny. i (HEART) you!
Signed your lesbian lover,
Butch
P.S. This is really Nevada.
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You are really smart. You should be a scientist. We need to go play chess. After that we can go get our pocket protectors professionally cleaned. Remember that time we broke our glasses because they fell off our faces when the bullies tied us to the flag pole and raised us up to the top? That was real scary. Maybe tomorrow we can go to the collect more bugs. You are my insect collector envy. i gtg, I ownz you!
Signed your A/V club buddy,
Dexterous Jeffery Chiliton III
P.S. Don't forget to cut your underwear tomorrow so that way the wedgies won't be so bad tomorrow.
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