5 Howls

[free_tard]

There's an I on my shoulder. I know it wasn't there yesterday, so unless Sui did it and isn't telling me, it's gotta be a curse. If somebody wanted to point out I'm immortal, there're easier ways to do it.

But it doesn't matter! There's a full moon out tonight!

Comments

[obliviomancy]

The I doesn't stand for immortal.

[obliviomancy]

Well, you're not a wolf.

... Are you?

[free_tard]

Not completely. I'm a werewolf!

[obliviomancy]

You turn into a wolf when it's the full moon and bite people?

[free_tard]

Not particularly. I can transform whenever I want, and I don't bite people.

[obliviomancy]

Huh. Guess the movies were wrong.

[free_tard]

Movies do tend to fudge the truth.

[obliviomancy]

Silver?

[free_tard]

Nope.