Monster Attack!
Throughout history there have been monsters. Creatures the lurk deep in the hearts of men. Werewolves, vampires, zombies. Today I bring to you my creations, my monsters. Created solely with MS Paint.
This is the Zombostro. Notice he is in a lovely flower patch. I didn't create that bit, that's Alex's work. Thank you Alex.
Zombostro lives deep within the brain and its purpose is to eat the bad thoughts people have, my Zombostro is grotesquely obese. He lays about unable to even roll, much like an 800 lb man. The hooks on his tail are for hooking into your brain if you find him and try to pull him oput, causing much more damage than if you left him be. His sucker-like mouth is for latching on to the exceptionally big bad thoughts and sucking them dry.
This is the Killer Banana. I don't know why I drew this. It seemed like a good idea at the time. How it kills, I dunno. Probably through biting since it has a mouth and all. It's pretty stupid but I think it's funny anyway. Plus Banane Metalik is awesome.
Tonkatu. He is the tiny pygmy Aborigine that lives in your stomach. Whenever you eat something too spicy or something that wasn't cooked well or simply something he doesn't like, he is filled with anger and takes it out on you. When you drink too much, he gets drunk and becomes violent. That's why you throw up. Proven fact. Ulcers come from when you make him especially angry and he attacks your stomach with his knife and spear and drinks the blood to steal your power. It doesn't work, but that's how his primitive mind works.
Galinopolkus. A creature of legendary horror. He does things. Bad things. Whenever a baby cries, he is there. Whenever an old woman gets raped in a hospital, he is there. Whenever you shit your pants thinking you just had to fart, he is there. He has a scorpion tail to sting you if you try and stop him, a lion's head to bite your face off, and a snake body to squeeze the life out of you. He's an ice cold nigga. Fear him.
This is The Charming Fellow. Isn't he handsome? He's an amorphous gel that can take any shape. This is his primary state. He wears a fedora because he likes to dress up and go out on the town. He's quite benign, unlike the other monsters but his strangeness causes others to think he is a monster, even if he is quite helpful. He is often confused with Jell-O but don't eat him or it will make Tonkatu angry.
This is The Unnamed Terror. None have seen him and lived to tell the tale. The flashlight attached to his head is a natural evolution for his eyes are weak and he is a nocturnal predator. He is said to reach top speeds of 120mph, at which point they can simply withdraw themselves into their shells, becoming a sort of bullet that destroys nearly any prey it launches itself at. Notice the talons, it grabs things with them. Then eats them, with its mouth. Scary.
This concludes the monster extravaganza, a new one will surely be on the way, once I discover new monsters. Until then, beware.
This is the Zombostro. Notice he is in a lovely flower patch. I didn't create that bit, that's Alex's work. Thank you Alex.
Zombostro lives deep within the brain and its purpose is to eat the bad thoughts people have, my Zombostro is grotesquely obese. He lays about unable to even roll, much like an 800 lb man. The hooks on his tail are for hooking into your brain if you find him and try to pull him oput, causing much more damage than if you left him be. His sucker-like mouth is for latching on to the exceptionally big bad thoughts and sucking them dry.
This is the Killer Banana. I don't know why I drew this. It seemed like a good idea at the time. How it kills, I dunno. Probably through biting since it has a mouth and all. It's pretty stupid but I think it's funny anyway. Plus Banane Metalik is awesome.
Tonkatu. He is the tiny pygmy Aborigine that lives in your stomach. Whenever you eat something too spicy or something that wasn't cooked well or simply something he doesn't like, he is filled with anger and takes it out on you. When you drink too much, he gets drunk and becomes violent. That's why you throw up. Proven fact. Ulcers come from when you make him especially angry and he attacks your stomach with his knife and spear and drinks the blood to steal your power. It doesn't work, but that's how his primitive mind works.
Galinopolkus. A creature of legendary horror. He does things. Bad things. Whenever a baby cries, he is there. Whenever an old woman gets raped in a hospital, he is there. Whenever you shit your pants thinking you just had to fart, he is there. He has a scorpion tail to sting you if you try and stop him, a lion's head to bite your face off, and a snake body to squeeze the life out of you. He's an ice cold nigga. Fear him.
This is The Charming Fellow. Isn't he handsome? He's an amorphous gel that can take any shape. This is his primary state. He wears a fedora because he likes to dress up and go out on the town. He's quite benign, unlike the other monsters but his strangeness causes others to think he is a monster, even if he is quite helpful. He is often confused with Jell-O but don't eat him or it will make Tonkatu angry.
This is The Unnamed Terror. None have seen him and lived to tell the tale. The flashlight attached to his head is a natural evolution for his eyes are weak and he is a nocturnal predator. He is said to reach top speeds of 120mph, at which point they can simply withdraw themselves into their shells, becoming a sort of bullet that destroys nearly any prey it launches itself at. Notice the talons, it grabs things with them. Then eats them, with its mouth. Scary.
This concludes the monster extravaganza, a new one will surely be on the way, once I discover new monsters. Until then, beware.