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[free_introspect]

don't you love it when you come home from school and your realize that your fly has been down the whole day and no one bothered to tell you

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[thespawnedsoul]

*giggle*

*point*

hehe

[silentscent]

my fly was down the entire first day of freshman year...i remember it so clearly

[lucid_labyrinth]

or this one time when i slipped on a banana peel because the entire heel of my shoe is off and literally fell on my face. i suppose not many people have these embarrassing moments, but let's just say they only happen to the best of us. yeah. yeah thats nice.

sorry i missed your birthday.
sorry your fly was down.
one time an older man walked on the bart train, heading straight for my face with his pee pee hanging out of HIS open fly. worst day of my life, what do you think?
don't feel so bad.
liz