The State of the Union 2005

[freedomfry]

The State of the Union, it is completed!

*wipes sweat from fevered brow*

Here you go, your very own translated version of President Bush's State of the Union Address out of Washington-speak and into real English. As always, my Democratic bias is totally apparent. Somehow I don't think that bothers you all that much, though, does it?

Comments

[demetria23]

That's awesome. I didn't watch the State of the Union because my boyfriend (who I was with) is opposed to it, but I quite enjoyed your synopsis ;).

[freedomfry]

Thanks so much!

[park_hye_in]

Great, as usual.

[freedomfry]

*takes bow*

I aim to please :)

These two parts:

[hallwayjulie]

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Re: These two parts:

[hallwayjulie]

Hahahahahahaa OOPS enter key.

These two parts:

[hallwayjulie]

BUSH: We should make sure that embryos are never grown in farms and used to make arms and legs and stuff like you’ve seen on the Sci-Fi channel because as everyone knows, first comes the immoral scientists and then comes the aliens and soon we’re all pledging allegiance to some green-skinned freak that only pretends to be human.

CHENEY: *looks uncomfortable*

and

Anyway. I propose a three-year initiative tonight that would work to keep young men out of jails, headed by someone who really understands what it’s like to be a black man growing up in the inner cities: my wife, Laura Bush.

damn near killed me. Excellent, as always!

Re: These two parts:

[hallwayjulie]

COMMENT FLOOD! Sorry - I meant to ask, can I metaquote these?

Re: These two parts:

[freedomfry]

Absolutely!

*feels honored*

[ladybec]

Brilliant, as always. I'm in awe of your greatness...

[freedomfry]

Thank you, sweetie!

It was fun to do.