Now it's just gonna bug me...

Apr 14, 2005 19:35

Here's the list of the unguessed movie quotes:

1. "...it doesn't make you smart! It doesn't make you right! It just makes you old!" North
2. "When you're going to kill a god, let someone else do your dirty work."
3. "I'm the deadliest woman in the world. But right now, I'm just scared shitless for my baby." Kill Bill, Volume 2
4. "I love the smell of commerce in the morning." Mallrats
5. "The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another." Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
6. "Dad, I'm a lesbian. A big one." First Wives' Club
7. "Hey there, groovy chicks. You're all hep in far-out ways." The Brady Bunch Movie
8. "Removed of my what?"
9. "What an extraordinary stance! It looks as if he's riding a horse!"
10. "I love you and your brother more than anything in the world. I would die for you, but I won't leave you alone right now." Thirteen
11. "You are the child of god's holy gift of life. You come from me. But you are not me. Your soul and your body are your own, and yours to do with as you wish." Secretary
12. "Dear God, than you for all your blessings. You've given me so many things, like good health, nice parents, a nice truck, and what I'm told is a large penis, and I'm very grateful, but I sure am worried about Tammy." Election
13. "You understand literature, movies, wine... but you don't understand my plight." Sideways
14. "You weren't supposed to help her." The Ring
15. "What makes you think I'm a lawyer?" "You have that sharp, useless look about you." Pretty Woman
16. "Puppies grow into dogs that get old and die!" Josie and the Pussycats
17. "Oh, does the sick prisoner routine still work in China? 'Cause here, it's been done to death. "
18. "You can't fool me! I listen to National Public Radio!"
19. "Why does God need a starship?" Star Trek 5: The Undiscovered Country
20. "Just me, baby. Just me." Army of Darkness
21. "Your Monte Cristo sandwich is a current favorite among the adventurous." Galaxy Quest
22. "It is all the more tragic in that they were young. But, had they lived very, very long lives, they could not have expected nor would they have wished to see as much of the mad and macabre as they were to see that day." Texas Chainsaw Massacre
23. "Wrong? What could be wrong with our child, Robert? We're the beautiful people, aren't we?" The Omen
24. "Couldn't you like me, just me the way I am? When we first started out, it was so good; w-we had fun. And... and then you started in on the clothes. Well, I'll wear the darn clothes if you want me to, if, if you'll just, just like me." Vertigo
25. "You know, identical twins are never really identical. There is always one that is prettier, and the other one does all the work." Single White Female
26. "Do you mind if I name my first child after you? 'Dipshit Knight' has a nice ring to it." Real Genius
27. "Just keeping living. L-i-v-i-n." Dazed and Confused
28. "The sun was shining when your wife left you." Troy
29. "Got to love the Lord for making things like that." A Time to Kill
30. "I remember it, I do. It's there, I know it is, because when I look at you, I can feel it. And-and I look at you, and I... and I'm home." Finding Nemo
31. "You're like the thief who isn't the least bit sorry he stole, but is terribly, terribly sorry he's going to jail." Gone With the Wind
32. "I'm the girl who, you know, gets really good grades and who's not afraid to be funny. And I'm the girl who has a lot of friends who are boys and no boyfriends. I'm not beautiful, ok, and I never will be. And I'm fine with that. But when you go around saying I'm something that I'm not, it's just, it's just not nice." Shallow Hal
33. "I feel like a city that's been under siege for twenty years, and suddenly the gates are thrown open." Wilde
34. "Because, you see gentlemen, these boys are now fertilizing daffodils." Dead Poets' Society
35. "Well, they wouldn't let me take auto mechanics, and I didn't have time to take the issue to the Supreme Court." Running on Empty
36. "You know, Mrs. Buchman, you need a license to buy a dog, to drive a car - hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they'll let any butt-reaming asshole be a father." Parenthood
37. "England has always been disinclined to accept human nature." Maurice
38. "I will find a substitute for sex. Sex Lite. Sex Helper. I Can't Believe It's Not Sex!" Jeffrey
39. "I see you like publicity, Mr. Gittes. Well, you're going to get it." Chinatown
40. "I dunno, really... Let's see, there's the, uh... The bump, the stomp, the bus stop... Me breakdancing days are probably over, but there's always the funky chicken." Full Monty
41. "Look what we have here, men: a street *mouse*." Aladdin
42. "Who knows where thoughts come from? They just appear!" Empire Records
43. "Gee, thanks, Dave. Bang-up job so far. Extortion, coercion. You'll pardon me if I ask you to kiss my pucker." The Usual Suspects
44. "You want a why. Well, maybe there isn't one. Maybe... Maybe this is just something that happened." United States of Leland
45. "You're a goddamn quarterback! You know what that means? It's the top spot, kid. It's the guy who takes the fall. It's the guy everybody's looking at first - the leader of a team - who will support you when they understand you. Who will break their ribs and their noses and their necks for you, because they believe. 'Cause you make them believe. That's a quarterback." Any Given Sunday
46. "In the end, Parkie won because of the Cadillac, Kevin Head because he had the killer weed, and Joe Hill Conley because he won all the school prizes which we thought would impress Mrs. Lisbon." The Virgin Suicides
47. "Don't call me "lady". I come in here, I give these things to you, you check, you make your phone calls, look suspicious, ask questions. I'm sick. I have sickness all around me and you fucking ask me about my life? "What's wrong?" Have you seen death in your bed? In your house? Where's your fucking decency?" Magnolia
48. "This is my right; it is the right of every human being. I choose not the suffocating anesthetic of the suburbs, but the violent jolt of the Capital, that is my choice." The Hours
49. "This town is rotten from the inside out and I wouldn't miss it if it fell into the gorge tomorrow."Dogville
50. "Why is life worth living? It's a very good question. Um...Well, There are certain things I guess that make it worthwhile. uh...Like what... okay...um...For me, uh... ooh... I would say ... what, Groucho Marx, to name one thing... uh...um... and Wilie Mays... and um ... the 2nd movement of the Jupiter Symphony ... and um... Louis Armstrong, recording of Potato Head Blues ... um ... Swedish movies, naturally ... Sentimental Education by Flaubert ... uh... Marlon Brando, Frank Sinatra ... um ... those incredible Apples and Pears by Cezanne... uh...the crabs at Sam Wo's... uh... Tracy's face ..." Manhattan
51. "Bailiff, I want you to go next door to Judge Hawton's court, where they've just begun hearing a divorce action. I want you to bring that jury in here, and take this jury to his court. Bailiff, are those instructions clear?" The Untouchables
52. "That's us, before... it was rainy and they went for a drive... what happened to yours?" Lilo and Stitch
53. "I have a name, and it's a boy's name, too." Mulan
54. "Remember, concentrate on the moment. Feel, don't think. Trust your instincts." Star Wars: The Phantom Menace
55. "I'm not helpless. I'm not helpless. I am helpless. I'm gonna die." Scooby Doo
56. "You are talking to a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom and chuckled at catastrophe." The Wizard of Oz
57. "We're goldfish people, we're antfarm people. We're not dog people." Beethoven
58. "They makes cages in all sizes and shapes, you know. Bank-shaped some of 'em, carpets and all." Mary Poppins
59. "We're going to die and I'm wearing my mother's underwear!" Grease 2
60. "Who do you have to blow to get some fucking pussy around here!" Kissing Jessica Stein
61. "To a cop the explanation's always simple. There's no mystery to the street, no arch criminal behind it all. If you find a body and you think his brother did it, you're gonna find out you're right." The Usual Suspects
62. "Darling. Light, of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just gonna bash your brains in." The Shining
63. "Have you ever met a man of good character where women are concerned?" My Fair Lady
64. "One man's life touches so many others, when he's not there it leaves an awfully big hole." It's a Wonderful Life
65. "They call me Mr. Tibbs." In the Heat of the Night
66. "Is it the end? Or the beginning?" Dark Crystal
67. "If someone wants to hear profanity, Miss Rodriguez, they can take a subway. They don't need to spend sixty dollars on a ballet ticket." Center Stage
68. "And who are you? So full of hate that you have to fight everybody, because you've been whipped and chased by hounds. Well that might not be living, but it sure as hell ain't dying. And dying's been what these white boys have been doing for going on three years now, dying by the thousands, dying for you, fool. And all this time I keep askin' myself, when, O Lord, when gonna be our time? Gonna come a time when we all gonna hafta ante up and kick in like men, LIKE MEN!" Glory *gah. I KNEW that*
69. "These are my sleeping socks. My feet like a little air at night." Million Dollar Baby
70. "I need to talk to you. Every time I call you're either taking a bath, washing your hair or you're out of the country. That was a good one, by the way." Can't Buy Me Love
71. "Thank you. My real name is regular, old, plain Jane." Closer
72. "We have enough food." "Yeah, but we don't have any cheeseburgers." 28 Days Later
73. "I'm a businessman. I love money, I love power, I love capitalism. I do not now and never will love children." Annie
74. "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes." Bruce Almighty
75. "It means buckle your seatbelt, Dorothy, 'cause Kansas is going bye-bye." The Matrix
76. "It's like riding a psychotic horse toward a burning stable." The Birdcage
77. "Conversation, like certain portions of the anatomy, always runs more smoothly when lubricated." Quills
78. "I mean everbody panics, everybody, things get tense, it's human nature to panic, I don't care what you name it you just can't help it." Resevoir Dogs
79. "There is a moment of sheer panic when I realize that Paul's apartment overlooks the park...and is obviously more expensive than mine." American Psycho
80. "The world doesn't just disappear when you close your eyes, does it?" Memento
81. "If there's any kind of magic in this world, it must be in the attempt of understanding someone, sharing something. I know, it's almost impossible to succeed, but...who cares, really? The answer must be in the attempt." Before Sunrise
82. "Am I K in your book? I think I must be." The English Patient
83. "Albin, collect the wooden stake and return it to it's rightful place; it is necessary for the final frame, to remind us of the inadequacies of our plans, our contingincies, every missed train and failed picnic, every lie to a child." Shadow of the Vampire
84. "Happy?" "Seventy-five casualties, an apartment block leveled, one dead terrorist?" "Yeah, happy." "We have some fucked up barometer for success, don't we?" Spy Games
85. "You kinda face to the north and, real sudden-like, turn left." Last of the Mohicans
86. "Fuck me. He cleared it!" Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves
87. "And then they made me their chief." Pirates of the Caribbean
88. "Must go faster."Jurassic Park and Independence Day

This time, just tell us me what they are because some of them sound incredibly familiar.
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