BLOG: I stole this from England!
It's some sort of response thing. I jacked it off of Iggle-Biggle-Wiggles Facebook page while I was web surfing again...
(Green = England) (Blue = HERO!)
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF...
1. I died: Depends on WHAT you died from....
2. I kissed you: Whoa there...I'm happily married thank you very much.
3. I lived next door to you: It would be a very depressing time if you suddenly...starteed floating towards me. I'd probably would FREAK OUT THAT THE WORLD WOULD EXPLODE. Oh..wait..you mean like..a house? Well I'd hope I wouldn't have to be woken up by blaring fire truck sirens every freakin night and morning....
4. You found out I was married: First off would depends on "who" and if you eloped or got married in a vegas style ceremony or if it was super expensive and you didn't invite me.........
5. I stole something: You mean like someone's virginity?HAHAHAHA........you stealing something?? Did you finally regain your Old Pirate instincts?
6. I was hospitalized: I guess...I'd be worried...I guess....whatever....it was probably nothing serious!
7. I refused to leave my home: .....probably because of some stupid tea thing....I wouldn't be suprised if it was because of your occult hermit ways....
8. I got into a fight while you were there: No. Suprise. at. all. we. always. fight.
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY...:
9. Personality: I've tolerated it for this long. It's "normal" compared to some peoples.....
10. Eyes: A very serene emerald, or on the other hand, red and flaming with blood covered daggers. Depends on the day of the week.
11. Hair: (Tell me any suggestions!!) Looks fine to me...unless you wanna make it HEROIC and AMAZING like mine, then go AHEAD MAN!!
12. Family: Well if you don't count moi, I can give a low down of the..umm..family..I guess...
Canada: I love my wife. No ifs, ands, or buts about his cute face. Lovelovelovelovelove.
France: Big Bro is awesome.
Sealand: Cute kid. He's more like you then you probably realize. He also has a potty mouth...I blame you for that too.
Ireland: Can't get any more drunk then that burly son of a bitch. Wish you'd hold your liqour like him...
Other family members that escape m,y current train of thought: Great..all..great..yeah..stuff....
WOULD YOU...:
13. Help me hide a body? Depends on the person, but most likely no because it might be cursed.....
14. Keep a secret if I told you one? I'd probably have too since you never tell me secrets anyway.
15. Hold my hand? Depends, are you: 1) dying from a terminal illness or 2) are you drunk? But I guess...if you wanted me too.
16. Take a bullet for me? .....Sure. I've done it before right? I'm sure I have. And I would for anyone of my family members.
18. Try to solve my problems? After I finish and figure out my own. If it's something like red or green socks sure I'll do it on the spot.
19. Love me? "Love" is a strong word. I love my wife. I love my Big Bro France. I also love my Mama Liet. I guessss I also love my brother Arthur as well.
20. Date me? Nope. Happily married. Lonely, but not THAT lonely.
HAVE YOU EVER...:
21. Lied to make me feel better? I'd be lying if I said No.
22. Wanted to kiss me? Done it before, but never wanted to. Just wanted to push ur buttons.
23. Wanted to kill me? I'd be lying, once again, if I said No......
24. Broken my heart? .............*incoherent mumble*
25. Kept something important from me? ...............*more incoherent mumbling*
26. Thought I was unbearably annoying? Ohhh yeaahhh.....
OTHERS:
27. Who are you? Alfred F. Jones. The EPIC HERO of The United States of America. Embodiment of the Land of the Free and the Brave. The best Cowboy this side of the hemisphere. The only gorgerous hunk with a PhD in KICKING PEOPLES ASS that has the title of BEST HERO EVER.
28. Are we friends? Depends on your definition of "friends". On a mutual basis we are, but family wish it's questionable.
29. When and how did we meet? A long time ago. I was little. You fought over me with Big Bro Francis. Stuff happened I becamse your colony.
30. Describe me in three words: Prissy, Complex, jerk
31. What was your first impression? As a kid? Oh man..uhh...I thought you were really strong looking...and big and stuff...I mean I was onyl a kid for crying out loud! W-w-whatever!
32. Do you still think that way about me now? ...No...not really. I'm taller now.
33. What reminds you of me? Tea, brandy, old castles and....annoying old ladies who hassle you to carry their things up four flights of goddamned stairs as they claim the elevator....to themselves.
34. If you could give me anything, what would it be? ........some..really nice tea...or a reallt expensive tea set...or...something hand made....
35. How well do you know me? I'd like to think I know you pretty well.......
36. When’s the last time you saw me? ....a long time ago....been busy and stuff.............
37. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn’t? ....I guess........
38. Are you gonna re-post this to see what I say about ...hopefully you at least READ it...