Crimes against culture - vol 5

[freeflow]

I've got a bad case of 'joggers nipple'. Its hurting like hell and my nipples were bleeding. My shirt chaffed them while out running because I forgot to smear some vasaline over them. Reckon thats why I was in a bad old mood last night. I ended up traversing my ass out the door and into town at the very last minute with a friend. I bumped into

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[platofish]

Joggers nipple...I ran the Glasgow marathon a couple of times. Each time, it was cold, wet, and windy. So, by the end of the race every third person was wearing blood soaked t-shirts. I still vividly recal the pain when the shower water.....aaaargh!

Doormen...as an ex-doorman, I'd say 7 is way over estimating.....between 5 and 6 is about right.

Glasgow bars ...I still miss 'em, though less than I used to. Much less.

Bud...Dunno anyone here that would drink it!

Grey clothes ...Is grey the new black?

[freeflow]

I think the chimpanzee on the door imagined that I was one of the following:

1. A Student
   
2. A Pimp
   
3. Drug traffiker or
   
4. An Eccentric
   
   of course, the correct answer is, I am none of the above. I'm getting too old for this shit!
   
   

[chaizzilla]

i was about to write something about the whole winter boobies conundrum but a wierd noise from cheetah's new flight simulator totally d

adventures in ordinary

[slipkn0t]

a tasteful illistration of why bars all and all tend to make me want to mutate into an alter ego version of myself that is cruel rude and violent. I think its the sense deprivation that comes from being surrounded by gingerbread people make from cookie cutters.