♓ second GLUB [video//action]

[freeglub]

[ No, you don’t go a week without a joint post from these two idiots. Don’t even think about it. There is no escape.

But this time, you are greeted with a marvelous sight:

THERE IS A DEAD ORCA ON THE LAKESHORE.

Discedo is a better place. ]

)(------ELLO -EV-ERYON-E! [ Feferi’s on the scene, smiling and waving in an obscenely exciting manner. ]

Comments

[ COMMENT LOG ]

[lonelyglub]

mmmgfpghgmfdlhhglubmpldfkh FEF LET GO

You wrench your head out of your newly reunited moirails grasp and glare, returning her communicator after you are sure she's seen your glare. Nothing can express how absolutely enraged you are by Feferi's charity to the land dwellers of this devastated city.

Nothing. If they couldn't hold themselves up by their own bootstraps then dont reward them with free food.

make em trade somethin for the food i wwas goin to try to see if there wwere any monsters to uh tame in the lake wwith some of that spare food wwhy cant wwe talk these things out first

i thought wwe both agreed the food wwas goin to the hivve and wwe wwere just tellin kar and kitty cat cavve girl

not the god damn univverse

[ COMMENT LOG ]

[freeglub]

Sorry for t)(e confis)(ion... It was an impulsive t)(ing!

Ok, despite the fact that it's easy to rationalize your actions, you should have told Eridan beforefin. You and Eridan had spent quite some time fighting the thing. Without your high levels on the Echeladder and without the use of the LEGENDARY PIECE OF SHIT gun, it was a little difficult.

Alotta of difficult.

The two of you had spent most of the day fighting the massive, ungodly beast. But in the end, goodness and justice triumphed as you dragged its corpse to shore. Linda was very pleased.

But... Even so.

It was a lot of fish.

We're not going to eat it all, t)(oug)(.

[ COMMENT LOG ]

[lonelyglub]

then wwe should profit from our catch wwe could probably trade it for somethin wworth vvalue here like uh royalty titles cause wwe are royalty you knoww

You look kind of upset over being charitable to the inhabitants of Discedo. You barely know any of them. And you are sure some of them think that you're an assfish. But regardless you do not care what they think with their think pans.

All that work, and he's sure to get berated anyways so why bother sharing with anybody except their fellow trolls and perhaps a sea beast or two.

[ COMMENT LOG ]

[freeglub]

T)(at's just stupid! W)(y would we need t)(at sort of stuff? If anyt)(ing, s)(aring t)(e reef won't make any anemones!

Wealth and reef (as in coral reef) is kind of pushing it, fish pun wise. But you don't give a damn. Linda came up with these while drunk, and that's all that matters.

[13sugars]

You... that whole thing-

That's... but...

[HOW. DID. YOU. DO. THAT]

[lonelyglub]

wwhat are you blubberin about noww

[13sugars]

[Oh nothing. Just middle school aged aliens killing off giant horned whales. He shouldn't be surprised. Not really]

Nothing. Nothing at all. Good job you guys.

I'll... be stopping by shortly, I'm sure Gohl could use some fish.

[lonelyglub]

tell me or i wwill deny you the basic rights to fish food ill shoot you on the spot

this time i WWONT miss

[wishsrequiem]

I'm impressed.

[lonelyglub]

youre not allowwed to havve any fef lied

[wishsrequiem]

I can't say I'm a fan of sushi anyway.

[lonelyglub]

i dont knoww wwhat that is but

NO FISH FOR YOU

[adorabloodiest]

--- arsenicCatnip [AC] began trolling cuttlefishCuller [CC] ---

AC: :33 < wow!
AC: :33 < wooooooooooooow!
AC: :33 < feferi you had a really good hunt!
AC: :33 < look at the size of that thing!
AC: :33 < that is the biggest fish i've ever s33n!

[lonelyglub]

food is free for you and kar all the land grubbers gotta pay a fee or ill fuckin shoot them if they fuckin steal this fish

[adorabloodiest]

AC: :33 < oh dont shoot the humans eridan!
AC: :33 < well
AC: :33 < maybe they shouldnt get any fur fr33
AC: :33 < but dont shoot them grumpy mcgrumpyfins

[lonelyglub]

ill shoot them if i damn wwell please in fact i wwill climb this fuckin orca
and wwhen i do i wwill sit a top a it
and blast evvery last human to smithereens

[gaga_san]

..... [what do you even SAY to an orca corpse on the feed? He just kind of stares at it a moment, boggling at what it must have taken to bring the thing down, and that those who've been responsible for the inordinately-large amount of text going over the public feed lately were the ones to do it.]

That's....very generous of you all. I'm sure people will be appreciative.

[lonelyglub]

wwe demand payment in the form of a freshly sacrificed corpse or boonbucks or titles

[gaga_san]

[You do NOT want this man giving you titles, I promise]

And supposing there were none of those readily available, would you consider other forms of barter?

[He's a cat. That's (sorta)fish. He's not had any in months. Bargaining is go.]

[lonelyglub]

absofuckinlutely wwhat you got to offer