life's questions, major and minor

[freejunebird]

I was watching George Clooney on The Daily Show the other night and I found myself, as usual, completely taken in by him.. I began to think... he's the Cary Grant of our generation, with great politics to boot. But - can he really be that perfect? I couldn't stop myself from wondering how big his penis is. What if it's really small? I don't know.

Comments

[indigo_baby]

George Clooney? Hrmmm 6 inches at least. Probably more. He looks like the kind of guy who doesn't care and would mock it just cuz he can. hrmm Clooney.

:O)

[freejunebird]

Oh Costa that was beautiful. Just beautiful. Fantasy-inspiring.... Never mind, I just gave too much way. :P

[sharpieprincess]

i would eat george clooney with a spoon. hahahahaha. and like i told you, he's average. his wit and humor is what makes him acceptable to the ladies. brad pitt is probably average too. eh.

[freejunebird]

I'll bet Brad Pitt's just below average. He doesn't do it for me at all. When he calls next time, I'm going to decline another of his many offers for sex.