Because I hate being bored
And because I'm endlessly fascinating. . .
[A is for age:] 36 approximately
[B is for beer of choice:] The only thing worse than cheap beer is people who are snobs about expensive beer. No thanks; give me my alcohol without the taste of horse piss Not that I can tell the difference these days anyway.
[C is for career:] Sole proprietor of Los Angeles' hottest, newest up-and-coming law firm. I've already taken on several associates and am interviewing new potential partners. I'm also searching for the most selective, intriguing clientele.
[D is for your dog's name:] Never had a use for the things, though I've occasionally found a use for dumb loyalty in the men in my life.
[E is for essential items you use everyday:] Cell phone, straightening iron, Westlaw.
[F is for favorite song at the moment:] My assistant got me a copy of the "Wicked" soundtrack, which was apparently supposed to be funny, but after I poisoned his coffee, I found myself spinning "No Good Deed" quite a bit. (It wasn't fatal, people, jeez).
[G is for favorite games:] Outlaw Golf 2 for PS2. I defy anybody to beat my high score.
[H is for Home town:] Military family. Grew up all around.
[I is for instruments you play:] I never applied myself to my piano lessons.
[J is for favorite juice?:] This POM stuff is addictive
[K is for kids?:] My mother thought I should have them, but since that would involve inflicting her genes on the world, I decided to pass.
[L is for last hug?:] Are you fucking kidding.
[M is for marriage:] See comments to my last post, where i_derevko and I have been sharing thoughts on the institution. So far I've scored Jay Gatsby, Algernon Montcrief, Richard III, and a couple of Jane Austen heroes.
[N is for name of your lover:] Well, that would be telling.
[O is for overnight hospital stays:] None recently. Not getting sick is a perk of being dead. I've had a few less than pleasant encounters with my own clients, but a few hours at the firing range took care of that issue.
[P is for phobias:] The world going to hell while I'm away from my phone and/or computer.
[Q is for quote:] "I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."
[R is for biggest regret:] At the moment, picking Barbaro to show.
[S is for status:] Up for anything
[T is for time you wake up:] I don't actually sleep. Earlier than any of my rivals.
[U is for underwear:] Well, Wesley's the expert on that.
[V is for vegetable you love:] There's a coma joke in this, but then, Cordelia woke up, and I was never really a fan.
[W is for worst habit:] Expecting other people to behave rationally. I'm mostly over it.
[X is for x-rays you've had:] See "overnght hospital stays".
[Y is for yummy food you make:] Yummy? I abstain from this question on the grounds of not being a two year old.
[Z is for zodiac sign:] Leo. Couldn't you tell?
[A is for age:] 36 approximately
[B is for beer of choice:] The only thing worse than cheap beer is people who are snobs about expensive beer. No thanks; give me my alcohol without the taste of horse piss Not that I can tell the difference these days anyway.
[C is for career:] Sole proprietor of Los Angeles' hottest, newest up-and-coming law firm. I've already taken on several associates and am interviewing new potential partners. I'm also searching for the most selective, intriguing clientele.
[D is for your dog's name:] Never had a use for the things, though I've occasionally found a use for dumb loyalty in the men in my life.
[E is for essential items you use everyday:] Cell phone, straightening iron, Westlaw.
[F is for favorite song at the moment:] My assistant got me a copy of the "Wicked" soundtrack, which was apparently supposed to be funny, but after I poisoned his coffee, I found myself spinning "No Good Deed" quite a bit. (It wasn't fatal, people, jeez).
[G is for favorite games:] Outlaw Golf 2 for PS2. I defy anybody to beat my high score.
[H is for Home town:] Military family. Grew up all around.
[I is for instruments you play:] I never applied myself to my piano lessons.
[J is for favorite juice?:] This POM stuff is addictive
[K is for kids?:] My mother thought I should have them, but since that would involve inflicting her genes on the world, I decided to pass.
[L is for last hug?:] Are you fucking kidding.
[M is for marriage:] See comments to my last post, where i_derevko and I have been sharing thoughts on the institution. So far I've scored Jay Gatsby, Algernon Montcrief, Richard III, and a couple of Jane Austen heroes.
[N is for name of your lover:] Well, that would be telling.
[O is for overnight hospital stays:] None recently. Not getting sick is a perk of being dead. I've had a few less than pleasant encounters with my own clients, but a few hours at the firing range took care of that issue.
[P is for phobias:] The world going to hell while I'm away from my phone and/or computer.
[Q is for quote:] "I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."
[R is for biggest regret:] At the moment, picking Barbaro to show.
[S is for status:] Up for anything
[T is for time you wake up:] I don't actually sleep. Earlier than any of my rivals.
[U is for underwear:] Well, Wesley's the expert on that.
[V is for vegetable you love:] There's a coma joke in this, but then, Cordelia woke up, and I was never really a fan.
[W is for worst habit:] Expecting other people to behave rationally. I'm mostly over it.
[X is for x-rays you've had:] See "overnght hospital stays".
[Y is for yummy food you make:] Yummy? I abstain from this question on the grounds of not being a two year old.
[Z is for zodiac sign:] Leo. Couldn't you tell?