Wow...that was fast (From a couple days ago)

[freerangedorito]

Hey, I wrote this up a couple days ago but didn't post it. I'm posting it now cuz it's super optimistic, and I'm kinda...well, not right now. (It's the weather, I swear...)Hey, guys. Know how I said that whole thing about how “easy come easy go” doesn’t apply to fat? Well, maybe I’m just being optimistic, but I’m eating my words right now. ^__

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[cataterpillar]

I think you'd better stop looking at me like you're an animal that's going to kill me, if you don't want me to jump. And maybe just accept that I had a baby with some other guy while you were at work.

Deal?

[freerangedorito]

V___V Well, okay. That's tough, but fair. "Say, nice work polishing this knife. Here, lemme pick it up and admire your hard work..."

*looks up*

"...Colleen? Where'd you go?"

XD