Non-alcoholic hangovers?

[freerangedorito]

You ever get these hangovers? Anyone know what I'm talkin' about? (Prepare yourself for horrible amounts of hyperbole!) You're like all like "eew" in the morning, the alarm clock's like, "beep...BEEP...BEEEEEEEP muthafucka! and you're like, "Wait...what?"

You...can't believe that a sound that ridiculous can exist. Suddenly, your head is

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[mr_liam_to_you]

I totally know your NA hangover woes. I get migraines like that all the time, yo.

[freerangedorito]

Eeew, migraines. Man, my hyperbole was so intense that I described a migraine? Yeah, I was lucky enough to not have one of those. That must totally suck...owch, brain pain!

[cataterpillar]

I'd like a turkey, too. Do I have to be asleep the whole time it's here?

Lee is never actually going to have a twin brother, so don't get too comfortable with the idea. Also, you didn't say goodbye to me this morning.

Or I slept through you saying goodbye to me, 'cuz my sleep was so deep and awesome. That is possible, too. :D

[baehj2915]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

you are never not entertaining. (i used a double negative to emphasize the point.) and you pretty much detailed how i feel whenever an alarm goes off. Except, for me, it feels like someone is screaming in my head and has been for hours as soon as the alarm starts.

also, you should tell molly, (i'm fairly confident that's the name i want to use) that friends in jail are always classy and never in jail for a reason.

fucking teenagers.

JLB

[freerangedorito]

XD Har har. I'm going to get veeeeery comfortable with the idea, Leenie. Veeeery comfortable... <-- ominous

Hm, screaming, yeah. Frickin' alarms. And, yeah, I told this little story last night to, like, Tony and Josh and they preeeetty much said the same thing. They're worried about her. (In their own weird guy way.)