On a weird morning, "breakfast cookies," and sass

[freerangedorito]

Ever have a weird morning? Course ya do! Wanna hear about mine, though? Course ya do

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[cataterpillar]

You loved it. Admit it. When I rolled on you, I answered your prayers. All this talk about lunch pies makes me want to go and get one.

[baehj2915]

hmm...

i don't know what you mean by breakfast cookies. i don't.

and tumbleweeds. i'm fairly certain this is a lie in wisconsin. unless you've always thought evergreens were tumbleweeds.

JLB

[freerangedorito]

I can't believe you haven't seen these "breakfast cookies." They're in grocery stores, sometimes in the bakery. It's ridiculous.

*snort* Tumbleweeds...J-bomb, you used to be cool. You used to understand hyperbole. What happened to you? We are so over.

And by the by, you owe me two bananas, plus one in interest for you being a morally bankrupt thieving theif. Or maybe theiving. Whatever it is, that's what you are.

also...

[baehj2915]

you left your bananas at my house. i ate one for breakfast and i'm going to have the other one tomorrow morning. and i'm not going to pay you back or give you other bananas.

:P

tough titty.

JLB