right now:

1) I've had three shots of espresso

2) i've read 100 pages about the Rwandan genocide today

3) i KNOW that Hamlet loves Ophelia

4) i read the following line in We Wish to Inform You and CRIED: "In Rwanda, I would watch American satellite television in the hotel lobby." WHAT???

I CAN'T TAKE THE HEAT

yet i'm in a strangely wonderful

Oh.........i just read "Lust" by Susan Minot and it made me cry.  I am so freaking emotional.  If you are a girl you need to read it...uh guys I guess you can read it too.  It really got me.  p.s. it's a short story not a book

( stuff i forgot about this weekend, which you don't need to read )

WORDS ( Read more... )

OK SO MY RIB IS GOING TO CRUMBLE INTO A PILE OF DUST........IT HURTS ( Read more... )

i saw some RUSSIANS yesterday, they came to play some Soviet music and it was lovely, i really liked it.  Oh Krushchev.  In other Russian news, today I am mailing my letter to Russian Boy, i.e. The Flying Jew, i.e. Danya Postilnikov, i.e. Daniel.  Oh how I miss that kid.  SO much.

( IN FACT I'M PUTTING IN THIS PICTURE OF HIM...LOOK AT THAT RIDICULOUS HAT )

i am so full of emotion. rent has drained me. i want to cry ( Read more... )

hello dears

so i'm here at the House of Bloust and Becca is drawing a crown of thorns on Pax-a-ton's helmet.  Speaking of religion, today we wrote a letter of blessing to the Mormon.  Bless you Mormon.

Today we also had a Guilford Girl meeting (minus Smee, who doesn't exist) and discussed the Douche.  Becca and I are taking hard line of zero ( Read more... )

everyone, remember the four steps of grief:

1. denial

2. anger

3. depression

4. acceptance!

in the same category of motherly advice:
eat your vegetables.
wear sunscreen.
dance...LIKE NOBODY'S WATCHING.
don't play video games all day or eat dog shit.

p.s. if i hear one more person call this godforsaken holiday "turkey day" i may strangle

( future leaders of the free world )

well i think i wanted to write a lot ( Read more... )