HAPPY B-DAY TO ME (from the future)

[freshbabyscent]

Hey there journal. HAPPY 22ND B-DAY FOR GARDO ! I really wish i could get some leave so i could go home and get some fuckin cake with the family, but w/e. I also miss my friends. Ever since cordovi got her boob implants and a job for playboy, rebecca went to jail for killing a guy who killed a cow, nat joined "truth" as the VP of marketing in their

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[blushing_red]

i cant fucking believe you!....its sooo not gonna be like that! you bastard, just make me cry why dont you bc i didnt enough last night right? jeepers!! ugh and i would never get caught if i killed a guy who killed a cow. how come im not in playboy..are you calling me fat????
JE T'AIME!!!!!!

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[thorluvsurbass]

I didnt die.....

See, that sugar factory was right next to a nuclear waste dump so I got all toxic goey and shit and I became Super Bolus.

I got sick super powers like being able to lower you blood sugar to deadly levels.

DONT FUCK WITH ME!

Peace
Thor

[your_worse_ex]

Edgardo, you fucking did it! You made me laugh so hard and then cry at the end. *sigh* I'm really going to miss you... =\

*BIG HUG*

Much love,
Cadaver

Ivory Gitbox

[anonymous]

or we can talk about the time taht Zayas never existed in the first place so he never had a future and ivory gitbox never had a lead guitarist... oh wait i think Nick Zayas went and made a series of movies called Fuck Edgardo... then he made a theme pak where the best ride was the Fuck Gardo ride...
from the land that time forgot,
the man who never existed

P.S. yunis came out a long ass time ago

[xxtweakerxx]

god damn yu for making me almost cry!!!!

I love you dear!

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