and for my 50 bajillionth update of the morning
the rules: copy and fill this out on your own lj. add your own "i've never..." at the end. "x" means i really have never done that, and (_) means i've done that
(_) i have never been drunk
(_) i have never smoked before
(_) i never have kissed a member of the opposite sex
(_) i never have kissed a member of the same sex
(_) i never crashed a friend's car
(x) i have never been to japan
(x) i never rode in a taxi
(_) i never have been in love
(x_) i never had sex(does that really count though?)
(x) i never have had sex in public
(_) i never have been dumped
(x) i never shoplifted
(x) i never have been fired
(_) i have never cut myself on purpose
(_) i never have been in a fist fight
(x) i never had a 3-some
(_) i never snuck out of my parent's house
(x) i never have been tied up (sexually)
(x) i never been caught masturbating
(x) i never pissed on myself
(x) i never had sex with a member of the opposite sex
(_) i never have been arrested
(x) i never made out with a stranger
(x) i never stole anything from my job
(x) i never celebrated new year's in time square
(x) i never went on a blind date
(_) i never lied to a friend
(x) i never had a crush on a teacher
(x) i never celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans
(x) i never have been to europe
(_) i never skipped school
(x) i never slept with a co-worker
(x) i never have been fisted and/or have fisted anyone
(x) i never have thrown up in a bar
(_) i never have purposely set myself on fire
(x) i never have eaten sushi
(x) i never have been snowboarding
(x) i never have been happy with myself
(x) i never have met a movie star
(x) i never had sex in a pool
(x) i never went to a prom
(x) i never bungee jumped
(_) i never have been to a pop concert
(_) i never have dated someone for over a year
(x) i never sold naked pictures of myself
(_) i have never been in a car accident
(_) i have never seen a dog naked.
(x) i have never slept in the nude.
(x) i have never had a one night stand.
(_) i've never eaten cheesecake
(x) i've never had jury duty
(x) i've never read books on how to improve my sexual performance
(_) i've never run away from home.
(_) i've never wanted to go to a psychiatrist
(x) I've never been able to whistle
(_) i've never slept on the beach
(_) I've never Dumped anybody
(_) I've never been on a plane
(x) I've never given oral sex
Wow, I posted a lot today, mainly b/c I'm bored and trying not to think about the storm that is currently scaring the shit outta meand I can't take it anymore.
~!~From Hell~!~