Sheed Wallace has got the whole world swingin' from his nuts right about now after making good on his guarantee. Pistons win 72-67.

That doesn't really describe the brutal slugfest I just witnessed, though. First - Sheed (10 PTS, 8 REB, 5 BLK) was good but wasn't the difference maker. That would probably be Rip Hamilton, who keyed a 10-1 ( Read more... )

Tigers waste a well pitched game by Bonderman, lose to Seattle 3-1. There's not a whole lot else to say here. We got beat.

On the other hand, Sheed has made things even more interesting with his Game 2 victory guarantee. Predictable, Drew Sharp hates him.

Here's the first blog contest: Is there anyone Drew Sharp doesn't hate?

It looks like we're finally going learn The Smug Asshole's secret plan to win in Iraq. I dunno about you, but it seems like revealing the secret plan to win in Iraq would have been a good idea...oh...I don't know...WHEN THE WAR STARTED!

If you're like me and can't stand TSA's smirking and poor diction, here's a hint: the Times will publish a ( Read more... )

Wonkette: Washington's Other W Twins

Let the bar debate begin: "Would you pay her for sex?"

(She's the one on the right.)

Reggie Miller must die.

But the Tigers won again to move to .500 on the year. Thanks to Craig Monroe for blowing up the 5 run eighth to secure the 8-4 victory over Seattle ( Read more... )

Tigers win again! Struggling 3B Eric Munson and 1B Carlos Pena each hit homers to power the Tabby's to a 5-0 win. Excellent pitching by the AL's 3rd leading strikeout out artist, Nate Robertson, led the way.

Iffy the Dopester thinks this year's Tigs are a sight for sore eyes. I can't agree more.

Anyway, I need a hot dog.

TNR (subscription required) features Illinois Democractic Senate candidate Barack Obama this week. This guy is the 100% real deal. I think everyone should write to him and ask him to give me a job. Campaign. Hill Staffer. I don't care. I just want to help him change the world ( Read more... )

The Scandal of the Senate Sex Blogger is in full swing. I'm completely hooked. Follow along with Wonkette.

Fear the Fro! Ben Wallace takes out the cornrows, poofs up the afro, and drops 18 points on the Nets to lead the blowout. I don't care about the Pacers. Bring on Shaq!

Tigers lose a heartbreaker 3-2 in Oakland. A couple of bad errors (Pena, Munson) in the eighth allowed the go-ahead run to score. The good news is that the pitching was ( Read more... )