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we can never know about the days to come ( Read more... )

paul is cheating on me

( with a blond )

yesterday i had my cellphone, keys, digital camera, mini tape recorder, and 2 spare batteries in my purse ( Read more... )

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not only can i not go to europe this summer ( Read more... )

( you are so stoned )

( see here: )

still drunk from last night
too illegible to drive
a lesbian tried to make out with me
i fell and knocked over a chair
i fell asleep on the toilet

rock and roll.

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