I haven't been keeping up on REM lately (It's not like I ever kept up on REM) But um. Did Michael stipe catch some kind of awesomely rare disease that turned him into a super hero/villan and forced him to paint a large blue stripe across his face?


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Apparently norton considers sex ed to be subject that should be blocked from teens (parental protection is on).

"Oh on, Our kids are learning how to not get aids. We must put a stop to this!"

"I expect a little cancer in my food and water."

I love George Carlin.

Why do strange men keep trying to sell me stolen laptops? Of course they insist "I didn't steal it or anything... I FOUND IT". Yes, yes you "found" it. That explains why you keep looking over your shoulder, as if you expect someone to run up behind you and jank you ( Read more... )

A short literary work by Nick-E:

Ahem....

"I don't want to go I don't want to go I don't want to go
I don't want to go I don't want to go I don't want to go
I don't want to go I don't want to go I don't want to go.
I want to go back to sleep."

-Fin.

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I promise this is the last time I'll write about hob.

She's in newyork and said to my mom on the phone "Don't worry, If I need money I'll have you wire me some".

No one offered anyways, how does one assume such things?

Gobble day was fun. We played trival pursuit and blackjack.

You know... I've never seen the movie edward scissorhands.

But I just watched it yesterday And I kinda wish I hadn't. It was... Really weird and pointless.

Softcore porn still sucks. They should stop rubbing their naughty bits on each other and just get it on already.

Ps: I haven't been commenting lately because My lj friends page is frozen

Hmm choices.

I got an email from fileplanet. Everquest II is about to test closed beta. They want me to subscribe (pay) and that will give me a chance to get in. $20 for only slim chance?

I don't think so.

Ps: Softcore porn sucks.

So for the 18th time this week, someone has offered me imitation crab. With the idea that since it's a "imitation" I can eat it, being a veggie and all.