i woke up this morning feeling crabby... having to shower in frigid water didn't help. and now the fire alarm at work won't stop going off, and its right above my head. i'm sleepy. i need a post-vacation vacation before going back to work. i think i'll apply for jobs today. and look for houses ( Read more... )

You Were Nice This Year!
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1. chris parnell is funny. see the chronic-WHAT-cles of narnia: lazy sunday.
2. absolutely awesome AA comics. start at the beginning, or skip right to my favorite one, in which the kid magically turns clean-cut when his dad gets sober, but goes right back to being a dirty hippie when his dad lets him down.
3. how to eat sushi4. there's no other ( Read more... )

http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/12/20/intelligent.design/index.html

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let's get this one out of the way: the da vinci code. notable becasue audrey tautou is in it, and she is adorable.

remakes usually suck, and i don't expect this one to be different: poseidon. is kurt russel playing the gene hackman role? and does anyone else catch a glimpse of fergie on that boat? weird ( Read more... )

Tagged by rerin987Name 5 of life's simple pleasures that you like most, then pick 5 people to do the same. Try to be original and creative and not to use things that someone else has already used. Tag 5 people on your list ( Read more... )

so you may have seen this already (right after i found it i saw some people playing with it on myspace), but there's some kind of contest by virgin records to pick out 74 band names from this picture... i have about 53 already, but i thought i would share and see if anyone wants to play along. let me know if you see any i missed ( Read more... )

1. for the arrested development lovers among you: a sweet interview with michael cera (bka george michael)
2. the fatal consequences of masturbation.
3. trust the chinese to come up with the latest in birth control: the liquid condom.
4. speaking of contraception: electorcute your testicles. (stolen from chris collins ( Read more... )

why is it that before a week ago i had never heard of this ridiculous thing, and WHY is it that now i hear the word every three seconds?

turduckin.
turduckin.
turduckin.
turduckin.
turduckin.

silly silly.