You girls are just jealous. It's not my fault that you have both underestimated the value of my giant wang. I can't help it that my huge throbbing schlong makes me far far more valuable than you women. Besides, you've both got "brains 1/3 the size of ours. It's science." hehe.
Honestly though, I think I was up to about $29.95 before the penis question. My penis makes all the difference.
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Apparently I am worth $2,209,478.00 on HumanForSale.com. I bet they charge more for you cause you're a man. Typical.
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He replied that there was, in fact, a question regarding penis size...
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apparently the bigger you are, the more you are worth. Now, the girls' questionaire asks for boob size.
I fail to see how I am worth less than Mr. Brian when I am ready to topple over at any moment...fockers!
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Honestly though, I think I was up to about $29.95 before the penis question. My penis makes all the difference.
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