[Fic] A Simple Headache Cure

Jan 26, 2009 23:17

One shot-y smut with Kakashi and Shisui set in me and Drel's ANBU-Verse (maybe?). Can be read as a stand alone. Co-written with Drel (drelfina) I blame her. She wanted hate!sex. >>

Warnings: Smut, fairly rough. Worksafe? Ha, ha. No.



Shisui looked up when the door opened into the recreation room - surprisingly enough it was actually Hatake.

"To think the great 'Hatake' scion would actually deign to join in on simple recreation," Shisui said, turning a page in his book.

Kakashi was going to the rec room just for a bit of piece of quiet. His roommate had someone over, and while he usually didn't mind, this particular guest shrieked like a banshee. He already had a headache and wasn't looking to make it worse.

So much for that plan.

He clenched his teeth, and bit out, walking to the room anyways.

"Could say the same about you."

"Really? I'm here most days of the week. I barely see you here at all." Shisui idly turned a page, not taking his eyes off him. "Poor thing, headache?" his tone was just barely hid the condescension.

"As a matter of fact." Kakashi said stiffly, trying with all his will to stay calm and not let the other man get to him.

"Poor thing." Shisui turned another page. "You know what they say about a headache cure." Shisui's smile was serene.

"No. I don't." Kakashi said, choosing the seat furthest away from Shisui.

"My goodness. I wonder how is it with the company you keep you haven't heard it."

Kakashi glanced sharply up from his book, before lowering his head once more.

"Mmm." His knuckles whitened as he clutched at his book.

"Poor child," Shisui said, all of five years younger than Kakashi. "Sex, Hatake-kun."

"And what would you know of that?" Kakashi sneered, getting pulled into the conversation.

"Plenty. But then again, I suppose you are tragically uninformed. Do you need a teacher?"

Kakashi snorted.

"No, and certainly not the likes from you. Doubt you could teach me shit."

"Oh?" Shisui put his book aside, and with a slight rustle of clothing, he rose and walked over to Kakashi's side, and then sat down in his lap. "Really."

Kakashi glanced up from his book, noting the warm pressure on his lap then flipped a page.

"And people call me a slut." He murmured.

Shisui flushed slightly, and shoved his book aside. "I'm offering help here, Hatake, and you insult me? Clearly it's a sign of breeding."

"Never said I needed help, especially from an overbred brat like you." Kakashi's smile twisted. "Why don't you fuck a cousin or something, to keep the blood pure."

Shisui glared, and then struck Kakashi precisely across the face. Hard. "At least I know who my father is."

All the blood drained from Kakashi's face, making the red handprint stand out lividly over the edge of his mask. He ignored the pain radiating from his face and bit out. "I know who my father is. Don't you dare..."

"And you insinuate incest." Shisui said, smiling just a tad viciously. "who started it first? Hatake."

Kakashi's lips peeled back into a snarl behind his mask.

"You, if I recall. I just came here to read."

"And I offered to help you with your headache, and in return you insult me and my family." Shisui pushed Kakashi's shoulders back against the couch. "You really ought to apologise."

"Make me."

Shisui glared at him for a moment, and then leaned in jerking down his mask and kissed him. Hard and vicious. With teeth.

Kakashi reached up, and grabbed a handful of dark hair, and jerked his head away. Slowly he ran his tongue over his lips, tasting blood. Bitch had teeth it seemed.

"What the fuck was that?"

"Your apology. Are you not a 'slut'?"

"That has nothing to do with anything." Kakashi growled. "Get the hell off."

"No." Shisui curled fingers into the red of Kakashi's cheek. "You're going to apologise now."

Kakashi hissed at the touch against the already swelling mark, and bared his teeth.

"Like hell I am."

Shisui gave him a grim smile, and bit his lips. "Be good, Hatake."

Kakashi jerked away as Shisui opened another bleeding cut on his lip.

"Not your fucking pet."

"I'm not even asking for that yet." Shisui squeezed a little, grinding forward with his hips.

Kakashi exhaled in a long, slow hiss.

"You have ten seconds to get the hell off of me."

"And I'm not going to." Shisui bit him again, grinding harder.

"Cold Uchiha bitch." Kakashi snarled back, "Is it all an act so people don't see how much of a slut you are?"

Shisui growled, and drew back enough to slap Kakashi again, on the same cheek.

"Watch your words with care, Hatake-slut."

Kakashi's head snapped to the side at the force of the blow, and his eyes darkened. Roughly he grabbed Shisui's crotch through his pants and squeezed.

"At least I don't pretend to be something I'm not."

Shisui hissed, arching up, and fuck was it hot and not at the same time. He pressed his fingers hard into Kakashi's abused cheek. "You assume that's the case. Bitch."

Kakashi flinched away from the rough fingers, and pulled his hand from Shisui's crotch, only to jerk his pants open, and shove a hand down. His fingers came into contact with hot, already half hard flesh, and he smirked, pressing his thumb almost painfully at the head.

"Oh? There another reason you have a hard-on then?"

Shisui growled - Kakashi was manhandling him, like he had the right to, and he bucked pressing against him. "And I've never said otherwise." His own hand yanked at Kakashi's shirt, palming his chest, and smirked at the find of a nipple-ring, tugging it through the cloth.

Kakashi inhaled sharply, trying to ignore the flash of heat as Shisui played (yanked) with the small silver ring. With a low growl he leaned in, biting at the side of Shisuis neck in retaliation.

"Ngn," Shisui grunted, and yanked at the ring - it's like the man's a sucker for rough play, as evidenced by the hardness pushing against him between his legs, and bites and rough touching is little enough to pay for in order to get Kakashi's shirt off, ripped and worn at the seams.

"Bitch..." Kakashi hissed, against Shisui's warm skin, because fuck, it seemed Shisui picked up on the fact that he liked it rough, and fuck if the treatment was making him hard. Vindictively, he scraped his fingernail along the shaft of Shisui's cock.

Shisui keened, bucking hard. Kakashi was hard, vicious, and Shisui yanked at the ring, shifting enough to grind down against Kakashi's flesh and bite hard at his throat, sucking hard enough to hurt.

Kakashi was forced to move with Shisui's jerk, otherwise he'd probably rip the damn thing out. His breathing quickened as Shisui ground down and he couldn't help the moan slip past his lips.

"Ngn..."

"And you like it," Shisui whispers into Kakashi's ear, the sound of his voice sweeping up the curve of Kakashi's jaw, and he grinds down again, gentling his hand. "Are you going to do nothing except paw like a drunk fifteen year old boy?"

"What, are you begging me to ream your ass?" Kakashi snapped back, once his breathing was under control and he was sure he wasn't going to moan.

"Or maybe I intend to use yours?" Shisui countered. "Do something other than moan like a slut, Hatake."

"You couldn't handle it." Kakashi sneered, hand starting up a rough rhythm on Shisui's cock.

Shisui shuddered, and he would have answered him, but Kakashi's hand was clever, and Shisui hooked his fingers in the ring and ground down, moaning.

Kakashi smirked, and kept on stroking, tugging at Shisui's shirt with his free hand.

At least, Shisui had the mind to let his hand drift, pulling at Kakashi's pants. "You first," he said, "Hatake-kun."

"Just that eager for my cock, Shisui?"

"You're the one eager to touch mine," he said, and didn't add 'whore' at the end.

Kakashi just ignored Shisui, his hips bucking slightly into the other man's hand. His free hand slipped down Shisui's back, and grabbed, hard at his ass.

Shisui shuddered, bucking against his hands, squeezing slightly at the mound of flesh under his own hand. "Hurry up, Hatake, if you intend anything at all."

"Impatient little slut." Kakashi said, breath catching at the end. "Why, do you have somewhere to be?"

"You, acting like a bitch in heat, still have the right to call me a slut?" Shisui asked, eyebrow arched. "If you don't hurry, I will have somewhere else to be."

Kakashi snorted and rolled his eyes, as he jerked down Shisui's pants. His lips twisted into a smirk, and he slid his fingers down the crack of Shisui's ass, and roughly shoved a single finger in, dry.

"That fast enough for you?" He drawled idly.

"Why you!" Shisui shouted, bucking up, quivering and still. "Gods you..!"

"Thought you had a place to be." Kakashi said, smirk widening. His pressed the finger in deeper, crooking it.

Pleasure - thin, barely there - spiked within the dry pain, and Shisui cried out, digging his fingers harder into Kakashi's flesh, and he yanked at the stupid ring. "I'm going to kill you, bastard."

"Ah, fuck!" Kakashi hissed, as his flesh almost gave way. "Can't handle it?" He taunted, slowly thrusting the finger in and out, knowing the dry friction would rub Shisui raw.

Shisui growled, pride stung, and it hurt but. Fuck. "You dog fucked bastard," he hissed instead.

"Language." Kakashi purred, "Now what would your precious clan think of you being as foul as a thief like me, mm?" As he spoke, Kakashi forced two of his fingers into Shisui's mouth.

Shisui snarled at him, and bit his fingers.

Kakashi growled, and jerked his now bleeding fingers from Shisui's mouth.

"Was going to give you some lube, but since you can't behave..." And shoved another finger in Shisui.

Shisui cried out, bucking hard,shuddering. "You're such an asshole," He hissed.

"Just like you, sweetheart." Kakashi almost cooed as he curled his fingers. "Thought I'd just roll over and spread my legs for you?"

Shisui glared at him, and cried out again as Kakashi shoved at him, in him, and it fucking hurt. "Because you're sl-slut enough.." Fuck, was there a way to make him stop? The pain made Shisui tremble, tighten even more.

"Aww, baby." Kakashi's smirk was cruel. "Then I'm just giving you a taste of what I normally get." He jerked his fingers out, and started tugging at his own pants.

Shisui managed a sigh of relief, shuddering, and started to pull away, stand up, on shakey legs.

"Where the fuck are you going?" Kakashi asked, jerking Shisui down on his lap. Gracelessly, he spat on his hand, slicking his cock. Taking a bruising grip on Shisui's hips, he jerked him down onto his cock, groaning at the dry friction. Letting one hand go he gripped the back of shisui's head, and jerked him close, foreheads nearly touching.

"Do not fuck with me, Uchiha." He said, voice very, very quiet.

Shisui cried out, shuddering, the harsh and dry friction in him, the way Kakashi just speared into him, and he struggled, trying to pull away from the pain. "F-fuck!"

Kakashi held him down, then growled roughly.

"It means nothing if you can dish out, but not take it."

"This was not...!" Shisui gasped, squirming, panting. "L-let... go..."

"This is not what?" Kakashi asked, then thrust up hard, breath catching.

It was not what Shisui had intended. Most certainly not! Shisui squirmed, crying out at the hard thrust that was more pain than pleasure, and pushed at Kakashi's shoulders. "Not...!"

"Sp-spit it out, Uchiha." Kakashi gasped out, breath hitching as Shisui's clenched down on him. he slipped one hand between them, curling it around Shisui's cock.

Despite the pain, the shock , Shisui was still half-hard, and the fingers curling around his cock made him gasp, bucking slightly, a tiny bit more pleasure in this entire sordid encounter.

"Ngn... not what I intended..."

"So....when you sat in my lap, and kissed me, you meant to...?" Kakashi punctuated his sentence with a particularly vicious thrust.

"Fuck you," Shisui said, and keened as Kakashi thrust up, scraping across his prostate and the pleasure HURT.

Kakashi just smirked, leaning in, biting down on Shisui's chest, tightening his hand on his cock.

"ngn..!" Shisui bucked, his whole body tightening in response to the pain-pleasure dichotomy, squirming as Kakashi used him. "F-f... bastard..."

Kakashi just stroked and thrust harder, feeling his own orgasm drawing close as heat coiled deep in his body.

It hurt, but it didn't quite, because Kakashi was stroking him, making it not so much pain but fucking torture, and he panted, squirming, all but screaming.

Kakashi purred, then the pleasure caught up with him, and tensed, bucking hard into Shisui as he came.

Shisui keened, shuddering, feeling Kakashi come into him, and he tightened in response, not yet there, and it still felt too-good, too-painful.

Kakashi groaned softly as Shisui tensed around his still sensitive cock. He smirked when he felt the still hard cock between them, and roughly pulled out, shoving Shisui to his back. Without another word, he slid his mouth down on Shisui cock and shoved three fingers into him.

Shisui shrieked, terribly tender and sensitive from Kakashi's plundering, and to have fingers shoved back into him made him keen.

Kakashi just purred, sliding his mouth lower, humming, as he curled his fingers.

Shisui keened, bucking, all but thrashing, clawing at the carpet, almost kicking at Kakashi's head. "Fuck!"

Kakashi pulled back with an obscene pop, slowly thrusting his fingers in and out of Shisui.

"Wet inside, you fucking slut."

"And why do you -nnngnnn! - think, Kakashi?" Shisui arched, digging his fingers into the carpet, shuddering as Kakashi manipulated his body, twisting in him and he snarled at him.

Kakashi slammed a hand down on Shisui's chest, pinning him to the ground, and leaned back down, sliding his mouth back down on Shisui's cock.

Shisui screamed when Kakashi's mouth slid wetly down his cock, torturing him with yet more pleasure, even as his fingers twisted, sticky and far too evil, in him. He twisted, crying out and whacked him in the head with a knee.

Kakashi fell to the side, head ringing.

"Fuck."

Shisui fell back, panting, for a moment the relief of no sensation was precious.

Kakashi was still a bit fuzzy, head ringing with pain. Bringing up a hand, he pressed it against his temple with a wince.

Shisui shuddered, sitting up, blinking at Kakashi.

"What?" Kakashi slurred, still a little fuzzy.

"you stopped. From just a little thing like that?" Shisui sneered at him and took himself in his hand.

Kakashi growled, shaking himself and the last remnets of fuzziness, and knelt between Shisui's legs.

"Oh you changed your mind?" He asked, circling Shisui's abused entrance.

Shisui hissed, twitching away. "No one said anything about changing minds."

Kakashi pressed down on his lower abdomen, holding him in place.

"Oh, but you sounded so upset when I stopped." He said sweetly, slowly pressing a finger in.

Shisui growled, squirming, hissing, but even so was unable to stop Kakashi. He grabbed at Kakashi's hair, "Bitch."

Kakashi pressed the second one in with a lot less care.

"Already degraded to hair-pulling Uchiha?"

Shisui glared at him, whining through his teeth at the sudden invasion again. "Fuck you, Hatake," he said breathlessly.

"That'll be the day." Kakashi murmured, lips sliding over Shisui's cock, teeth dragging down the shaft.

"You think I w-won't...?" Shisui managed, arching up and keening. "Fuck!"

Kakashi just purred, creating an almost painful suction as he curled fingers.

"Fuck!" Shisui yanked at Kakashi's hair, twisting under him, keening. So close, so fucking close...

Kakashi snarled around Shisui's cock, shoving a third finger in.

Shisui jerked, hard, and the vibration was enough, even despite the fingers intruding, it was enough.

Kakashi anticipated Shisui coming, and didn't choke. He didn't swallow either, just pulled back, and spat the mess dangerously close to Shisui's hip, as he jerked his fingers out. He gave Shisui one look before getting up, refastening his pants, tugging his shirt on, and grabbing his book and stalking off to the couch furthest away.

"... you bastard," Shisui snarled angrily, eyes narrowed, pride smarting at Kakashi's disdain and the ache in his ass. He sat up, barely wincing, and yanked his pants up. Kakashi made the mess on the carpet, he could jolly well clean it up.

"Mmm, you were right." Kakashi called out, ignoring what Shisui had said. "My headache is completely cured."

Shisui picked up a book on a nearby coffee table and threw it at Kakashi's head. "Take your headache and stuff it, asshole." Then he pushed upright, and vanished, not bothering to use the door.

Smoothly, Kakashi caught the book, smiling faintly before going back to reading his own.

smut, fandom: naruto, kakashi/shisui, fanfiction

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