gmail thinks i'm a slut

[frickster]

Comments

[beforeigo]

But it's the top ten reasons NOT to sleep with him.

[frickster]

Exactly ... Google clearly thinks I am having too much sex and is trying to discourage me from any more via insidious top ten lists.

[dana_redde]

lol I'd love to see the list XD

1. He has crabs
2. He's just using you for money
3. He's ugly
4. He has a wife and two kids
5. He makes strange animalistic noises in bed.

and so on XD

[frickster]

6. He's secretly into furries.
7. Sleeping with you is the catalyst for his coming out of the closet.
8. He's taping it so that just in case you ever get famous, he can make millions.
9. He snores.
10. Face it: he's just not gonna give you an orgasm; why go to the trouble?

[spacestation]

I like that the title ("Why Not Sleep With Him?") could be read at first to mean that you might as well just sleep with him, for the heck of it.

[frickster]

I like that list a lot more!