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I drank way too much wine tonight. I feel great ( Read more... )

That first time you watch '500 Days of Summer' after you and your ex break up, will in fact be the worst ( Read more... )

Tomorrow marks the first day of my last semester of college.

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I woke up this morning with this song in my head and haven't been able to get it out since.
<3 you MOZ.

CUZ I'M A FREE BITCH BABY.

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Me: Holy shit, lions are suspected to be extinct by 2020.
Merrill: I feel sorry for them, they only eat like once a month. And all they do is run around. They are constantly burning carbs. They can't like, go to the grocery store...pick up some cookies, or a snack...or some beer at the corner store.
Me: I love everything about this conversation.

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I've decided that I'm going to start posting nothing but Spice Girls lyrics.
Just for you guys, those who read my livejournal.

Moral of the story is: DON'T READ MY DANG LIVEJOURNAL IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE SPICE GIRLS.
How embarrassing.