Why do i always feel guilty about not writing songs? It's so weird. It's not like i'm not doing laundry. Or cleaning the dishes, or paying rent. I don't have to write songs. I don't even like writing songs, but this guilt lingers ( Read more... )

Guess how many vials of blood Quest Lab took from my body this morning?

Hint: I feel like a helium balloon

Here is the email i sent to 1010 wins this morning..it is a revised version of this morning's journal entry ( Read more... )

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During my lost time commute, my favorite thing to do is pop some of my favorite cd's into the stereo and go into a deep trance. Lorretta, Jonny Cash, Shannon Wright, Biggie Smalls, Little Kim, a mix cd Katy sent from Wales. But like trance inducing drugs, i develop a tolerance to the music. Unfortunately, i can't up the dose...what am i supposed ( Read more... )

I wish I was raised with military time ( Read more... )

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Commuting 3 hrs per day, i see at least 5 cars pulled over on the side of the road per week. Chances are they were speeding. It's about time these highway patrollers enforced the other end of the speed limit. Ticket the fucking slow drivers ( Read more... )

today i spilled tea in the bank, all over the counter where you fill out deposit/withdrawal slips. My check got wet, and the stacks of deposit/withdrawal/transfer slips stored below got soaked. i went ahead and put promotional fliers all over the wet surface and deposited my check at the teller window. i told them what i did, and they handed me ( Read more... )

this is great! imagine how this will change the face (and body!) of fashion, now that models are getting penalized for cocaine use. supermodel 2006, i can't wait to see what you'll look like.


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