I just received this email in my Spam folder.

Subject: I know
Body:

how spend moments together...

mjuasd.in/mo/
The clamps on my nipples,,I like Justin Timberlake, roses and ice-cream))).

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

www.kypost.com/content/livinginthe859/story/Bloggers-Choose-Fave-Ky-State-Parks/tX-hRmdXAk6qY0SmMuOiLA.cspx

My first published story! Yee haw!

For those of you who don't know, when I get bored I post fake ads on Craigslist to see what kinds of crazy responses I will get.

1)  "ah damn wat good i wan fuck dat ass tanite" (LOL)

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I feel like no one values me.
I feel like no one ever thinks about me.
I feel like when people are bored and need something to do, I never cross their mind.
I feel like no one ever calls ME to hang out.
I feel like I am often overlooked.
I feel like I'm not significant in anyone's life.

For those of you who don't know, when I get bored I post fake ads on Craigslist to see what kinds of crazy responses I will get.

1) "I have been experimenting with shaving."  (Nice to know, I guess)

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For those of you who don't know, when I get bored I post fake ads on Craigslist to see what kinds of crazy responses I will get.

1) "I have trimmed pubes." 

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 I'm pretty sure I failed my drug test.

 1) Kristen Stewart is bland and one-​dimensional.​ I will never understand her appeal. Or the fact that she won Best Actress above Kate Winslet, Anne Hathaway and Taraji P. Henson. Fuckin' MTV ( Read more... )

I got written up at work today ( Read more... )

 All of my friends are too busy for me.
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