Lines uttered in history....or in current affairs:

[fridaypeach]

In a conversation today:

Me:  How long has your cock been boiling?

Friend: Since I started to cry....

Me: (pondering time....lapse) I think it is done.

Comments

[fireworkboy]

LMAO

[whoknew44]

Tell her to try the dishwasher, if she has one. Then you don't have to keep track of time.

[mearagrrl]

...crying while boiling a cock? This sounds like some sort of horrible poignant story about "she done me wrong, and now I must boil the cock and cleanse it immediately of her SINS!" or something. I mean, obviously there are actual reasons to do this, but that's what immediately flashed into my head. Clearly, I am deranged.