Mindmaze weirdness (Encarta 94)
TALE OF OLDE
Long ago, there was a mighty warrior named Talas who traveled with a Floppy Clan in search of adventure. They once arrived in a distant land, in which Talas gathered the inhabitants of this place and told them, "I am Talas of the Floppy people."
"Oh Talas," they exclaimed, "please help us, for we are besieged by an evil Cow King who threatens to distroy our city."
"Have no fear," replied Talas, who verily set off with them to find the beast. They followed the dark trail of the Cow King to its hidden lair. The Cow King appeared and hurled a massive army at the warriors, but Talas wielded the mighty Winnebago and verily smote the Cow King.
When the townspeople heard of Talas's triumph, they held a merry feast with much song and drink. Even today, they are often heard to say, "Praise to the victor, Talas of the Cow King people."
eh, that was a bit strange... just testing my 1st cut.