Something I thought people might enjoy...

[fried_chicken]

 These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.

Comments

[sweetprince686]

those are truely wonderful.

[fried_chicken]

Yes I thought so too, figured a lighter note was needed after recent days.

[karohemd]

Some of the witty comebacks, especially from the doctors, are even better.

[fried_chicken]

Doctor's always strike me as the kind of people that have sarcasm down to a fine art.

[ladyblaize]

Wow!

Words fail me ...

[fried_chicken]

There's nowt as stupid as.... lawyers it appears ;)

[bluekindred]

Lol - cheers, that really cheered me up :-)

[fried_chicken]

No problem at all = )