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[friedlinguini]

Another flat this morning; same tire, but apparently this time I hit a curb. Even worse, I sank to new lows of hipster douchebaggery when I found myself sitting in front of a Starbucks sipping a mocha while waiting for AAA, texting and Facebooking on my iPhone. It's at least not as bad as the guy I once saw ostentatiously frowning into his

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[fuzzy_queen]

You are SO Teh Kewl.

I'd text you this, but I'm not as cool as you.

[hank_riker]

Cheaper than the frickin tires on my Saturn.

It was that price to replace two of them...

Ug.