Read it if you care, comment if you love.

[friedpudding]

So I bet you have all been wondering what I have been up to here lately, and if you haven’t… Go fuck yourself. And while we are on the subject of fucking yourself, if you are a girl you should definitely look into fucking yourself on video and sending it to my email

Comments

[danikas]

lmfao!!! I think we may need photographic evidence!! <3333

I have missed you :)

[littlebitfsu]

Where are the future destinations on the Penis Tour 2005?

[razoronce]

No, you're just losing weight so it looks bigger...fag. Good to hear from you, and tell them you want a billion-gajillion dollars...plus free chickfila.

<3

[hula721]

Bwahahahahaha!
I liked this entry.

[betternotblink]

Woah, wow.
I don't know what else to say.
Come to the ATL airport tomorrow between 2:41 and 4:40 pm!