My brother and I are gonna drive up to see my family in Canada, prolly stay in NYC a few days too, and he insists we take his stupid Hummer.. that is gonna be so costly on gas.

I am going to eat fajita's now.

I hit someones car with a golf club today.. apparently that is breaking some sort of law, I dunno, Im not a fancy lawyer or snazy police officer. More on this to come. Now- Let's get wasted.

I thought alcohol would make me feel better, but I was wrong. Wait, no I wasnt ahahah ( Read more... )

Alcohol- the solution to all my problems

I love all my French friends, they are the best.

FrenchieFred(10:56:23 AM): Hey. I hope everything is going well for you, that American girls are still biatches and you still a pimp

I want anyone and everyone who reads this, to post in here something they would LIKE to do with me SOMEDAY.

Then post this in your journal to find out what I want to do with you.

Im thinking about doing another update, it is either going to be- Story time, OR the 50 random facts. Cast your vote now.

My Extended Weekend

By Cosimo Russo

Thursday

The weekend starts with me at work for a minute or too, then I hop in the Land Cruiser and make my way to the city to pick up my mother, the giant, my brother (Antonio) and his girlfriend (Lisa). On the way I got a ticket... well like 9 tickets, for all sorts of crap, whatever, I will get out of them. ( Read more... )

I am thinking that I might type about the weekend tomorrow when I am bored.. I shall take votes- yay or nay bitches

My penis is all sorts of empty. That is all