Find the nearest book to you. Turn to p. 45. Read the first sentence. This describes your sex life in 2013.
"Walk into any British own or city today and there will be more uniformed private-security guards, rangers, wardens & 'ambassadors' than ever before..."
O RLY?? *perks up*
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Um, maybe let's try the cloesest fiction instead:
"Day six: I am set upon from behind, bound, and searched, protesting indignantly."
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:D :D :D
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Mm... slightly concerning, this.
The closest fiction: "There's a sort of lingua franca you hear a lot, pieces of a dozen different languages thrown together, like, 'Ecoutez, gospodin, tu es verruckt.'"
...I think I may prefer the non-fiction...
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