I too am bored.
1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Write down whatever snarky returns come to your mind afterward.
1. IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY?" YOU SAY?
Linkin Park - "X-Ecutioner Style" (Apparently it is only okay if you would like to either shut up or be decapitated.)
2. HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
Flight of the Conchords - "Albi" (It's true. My defining characteristic is that I am a racist dragon.)
3. WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Tool - "Forty-Six & 2" (SWM ISO an additional chromosome which will guide our species to the next evolutionary level.)
4. HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Arizing - "The Big L (Falling In Love Again)" (Well, I mean, yesterday I woke up from this dream. I'm not sure what that says about today, though.)
5. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Jonathan Coulton - "The Future Soon" (What an amazing randomization. I'm going to marry Laura! And perfect my warrior robot race, in a solar dome on a platform in space!)
6. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Matchbox Twenty - "Damn" (Succinct. Accurate.)
7. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Ben Folds Five - "Emaline" (I guess you guys think that I shouldn't sit here and whine?)
8. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Ben Folds Five - "Selfless, Cold, and Composed" (I ... yeah, okay. Dick move, Dad.)
9. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OFTEN?
Stabbing Westward - "Save Yourself" (I can't even save myself. True enough.)
10. WHAT IS 2 + 2?
Incubus - "Megalomaniac" (2 + 2 = A plea for impeachment.)
11. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
MC Frontalot - "Speed Queen" (Buona sera. Sorry, Josh, guess you've got a substance abuse problem.)
12. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Hanson - "Hey" (Hey! Pay attention to me! And take your clothes off, while you're at it! That, or I'm really into Navi.)
13. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Jonathan Coulton - "Millionaire Girlfriend" (I will wait a lifetime, if it takes that long. But at least I'll be well-off! ...once I get permission from the wife.)
14. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Ben Folds - "You To Thank" (I guess I want to dance and drink while they jump off the deep end? This one doesn't really translate all that well.)
15. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Foo Fighters - "Next Year" (Seems there's a time-frame here. BONUS REVELATION: Looks like I'm heading back to Michigan? If Dave Grohl says it, it has to be true!)
16. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Matchbox Twenty - "Hang" (This may be THE LEAST danceable song in their entire library. I do love Kyle Cook's voice, though.)
17. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Hanson - "Get Up And Go" (Hahahahaha! 'Fuck you, and fuck this casket, I am fucking OUT OF HERE!')
18. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Tool - "The Patient" (Sorry, guys. I'm convinced you're all gurney-bound bedpan-jockeys.)
19. WHAT IS YOUR SECRET VICE?
Ben Folds - "The Luckiest" (I can't help it. I'm hooked on not getting things right the first time. Also, strained [if oddly effective] metaphors.)
20. WHAT DOES THIS MEME MEAN TO YOU?
Ben Folds - "Best Imitation of Myself" (This meme means that out of the 800 or so songs I have, Ben comes up a lot. But then, he accounts for a hundred or so, easily.)
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Write down whatever snarky returns come to your mind afterward.
1. IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY?" YOU SAY?
Linkin Park - "X-Ecutioner Style" (Apparently it is only okay if you would like to either shut up or be decapitated.)
2. HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
Flight of the Conchords - "Albi" (It's true. My defining characteristic is that I am a racist dragon.)
3. WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Tool - "Forty-Six & 2" (SWM ISO an additional chromosome which will guide our species to the next evolutionary level.)
4. HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Arizing - "The Big L (Falling In Love Again)" (Well, I mean, yesterday I woke up from this dream. I'm not sure what that says about today, though.)
5. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Jonathan Coulton - "The Future Soon" (What an amazing randomization. I'm going to marry Laura! And perfect my warrior robot race, in a solar dome on a platform in space!)
6. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Matchbox Twenty - "Damn" (Succinct. Accurate.)
7. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Ben Folds Five - "Emaline" (I guess you guys think that I shouldn't sit here and whine?)
8. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Ben Folds Five - "Selfless, Cold, and Composed" (I ... yeah, okay. Dick move, Dad.)
9. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OFTEN?
Stabbing Westward - "Save Yourself" (I can't even save myself. True enough.)
10. WHAT IS 2 + 2?
Incubus - "Megalomaniac" (2 + 2 = A plea for impeachment.)
11. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
MC Frontalot - "Speed Queen" (Buona sera. Sorry, Josh, guess you've got a substance abuse problem.)
12. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Hanson - "Hey" (Hey! Pay attention to me! And take your clothes off, while you're at it! That, or I'm really into Navi.)
13. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Jonathan Coulton - "Millionaire Girlfriend" (I will wait a lifetime, if it takes that long. But at least I'll be well-off! ...once I get permission from the wife.)
14. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Ben Folds - "You To Thank" (I guess I want to dance and drink while they jump off the deep end? This one doesn't really translate all that well.)
15. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Foo Fighters - "Next Year" (Seems there's a time-frame here. BONUS REVELATION: Looks like I'm heading back to Michigan? If Dave Grohl says it, it has to be true!)
16. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Matchbox Twenty - "Hang" (This may be THE LEAST danceable song in their entire library. I do love Kyle Cook's voice, though.)
17. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Hanson - "Get Up And Go" (Hahahahaha! 'Fuck you, and fuck this casket, I am fucking OUT OF HERE!')
18. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Tool - "The Patient" (Sorry, guys. I'm convinced you're all gurney-bound bedpan-jockeys.)
19. WHAT IS YOUR SECRET VICE?
Ben Folds - "The Luckiest" (I can't help it. I'm hooked on not getting things right the first time. Also, strained [if oddly effective] metaphors.)
20. WHAT DOES THIS MEME MEAN TO YOU?
Ben Folds - "Best Imitation of Myself" (This meme means that out of the 800 or so songs I have, Ben comes up a lot. But then, he accounts for a hundred or so, easily.)