"...the very pants I was returning"

[friggasring]

I've been casually following the story of the $54,000,000 missing pants lawsuit, but I think I'm done with it now.

A Washington, D.C. law judge broke down in tears and had to take a break from his testimony because he became too emotional while questioning himself about his experience with a missing pair of pants.That's the first paragraph and I

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[umami]

I read about a page and a half and then i had to stop. wow. People are insane!

[friggasring]

Tell me about it. News is so f-ed up that you can't tell satire from the real thing.

No physical contact at a Virginia school.

The best part, reading the article, you get to this:

He admits he broke one rule -- getting up from his assigned table without permission -- and he accepts a reprimand for that. "The table thing, I'm guilty," he said.

They're assigned tables at lunch. That's why US is different than other countries. Japan's busy building robots. The US is growing them.

It's a brave new world.