meme: bed?! [OPEN]

[friggingoldfish]

If you woke up one morning and found me in your bed, what's the first thing you'd think or say?

I'd imagine: get the hell outta here! [Blushes]

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[badbobbybarnes]

*smirks* Thought ya were straight.

[friggingoldfish]

[Flails] I AM.

[badbobbybarnes]

Then why ya in my bed? Or why am I in ya bed? And why are we both naked?

[friggingoldfish]

[Covers self!]...I have no idea!

[a_soul_awake]

I'm sorry, do I know you?

[friggingoldfish]

Uhhhhhh. No? Hi, I'm Lou.

[a_soul_awake]

*offers him a hand* I'm Hope. Do you know how you got here?

[friggingoldfish]

[Eyes her, shaking her hand] I have no idea. Probably during one of my episodes? Heck..I'm stumped.

[alwaysin_gloves]

How are you not dead?

[friggingoldfish]

...Am I supposed to be?!

[alwaysin_gloves]

Most people who spend a night in my bed end up that way in the morning.

I just realized how wrong that sounded.

[friggingoldfish]

[Blinks, shocked] Well...

[welcometo_life]

You ready to go again?

[friggingoldfish]

[Blushes]...Yes?!

[welcometo_life]

Lets go.

[friggingoldfish]

Now..if only that could really happen.

[his_justice]

Stares, mouth gaping just slightly. She then wraps herself up in her sheets, moving so fast she falls right out of the bed and collapses in a heap on the floor.

[friggingoldfish]

Uhhhh! Don't like..break your head open or something!

[his_justice]

Glares, pulling herself back up onto the bed.

Alright, who are you and what are you doing here? Did Remiel send you? No, wait, he's not nearly that powerful -- Azazael? Mephisto?

[friggingoldfish]

[Rubs his temples] And this is why I don't sleep with girls from the ward...[Shakes his head] Okay, this is my bed, lady!